Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Sailors' Knots (Entire Collection)
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Sam, what 'ad just taken up 'is glass for a drink, put it down agin and
stared at 'im.
“But I don't want no money,” he ses; “and, besides, you 'aven't got
any.”
“You do as I tell you,” ses Mr. Goodman, “and when you've got it, you
hand it over to me, see? Ask me to lend you five pounds.”
Sam thought as 'ow the whiskey 'ad got to Mr. Goodman's 'ead at last.
'Owever, to pacify 'im he promised to do wot 'e was told, and next
morning, when they was all at breakfast, he looks over and catches Mr.
Goodman's eye.
“I wonder if I might be so bold as to ask a favor of you?” he ses.
“Certainly,” ses Peter's uncle, “and glad I shall be to oblige you.
There is no man I've got a greater respect for.”
“Thankee,” ses Sam. “The fact is, I've run a bit short owing to paying a
man some money I owed 'im. If you could lend me five pounds, I couldn't
thank you enough.”
Mr. Goodman put down 'is knife and fork and wrinkled up 'is forehead.
“I'm very sorry,” he ses, feeling in 'is pockets; “do you want it
to-day?”
“Yes; I should like it,” ses Sam.
“It's most annoying,” ses Mr. Goodman, “but I was so afraid o'
pickpockets that I didn't bring much away with me. If you could wait
till the day arter to-morrow, when my money is sent to me, you can 'ave
ten if you like.”
“You're very kind,” ses Sam, “but that 'ud be too late for me. I must
try and get it somewhere else.” Peter and Ginger went on eating their
breakfast, but every time Peter looked up he caught 'is uncle looking at
'im in such a surprised and disappointed sort o' way that 'e didn't like
the look of it at all.
“I could just do it for a couple o' days, Sam,” he ses at last, “but
it'll leave me very short.”
“That's right,” ses his uncle, smiling. “My nevvy, Peter Russet, will
lend it to you, Mr. Small, of 'is own free will. He 'as offered afore he
was asked, and that's the proper way to do it, in my opinion.”
He reached acrost the table and shook 'ands with Peter, and said that
generosity ran in their family, and something seemed to tell 'im as
Peter wouldn't lose by it. Everybody seemed pleased with each other,
and arter Ginger Dick and Peter 'ad gone out Mr. Goodman took the five
pounds off of old Sam and stowed 'em away very careful in the match-box.
'He Reached Acrost the Table and Shook 'ands With Peter.'
“It's nice to 'ave money agin,” he ses. “There's enough for a week's
enjoyment here.”
“Yes,” ses Sam, slow-like; “but wot I want to know is, wot about the day
arter to-morrow, when Peter expects 'is money?”
Mr. Goodman patted 'im on the shoulder. “Don't you worry about Peter's
troubles,” he ses. “I know exactly wot to do; it's all planned out. Now
I'm going to 'ave a lay down for an hour—I didn't get much sleep last
night—and if you'll call me at twelve o'clock we'll go somewhere. Knock
loud.”
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