Humorous stories, American; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"New Haven ought to be a good place to sell the machine," says he. "I
can get a job there too."
At that I goes to pumpin' him some more, and he starts in to hand out
the weirdest line of yarns I ever listened to. Maybe he wa'n't a very
skilful liar, but he was a willin' one. Quick as I'd tangle him up on
one story, he'd lie himself out and into another. He accounts for his
not havin' any home in half a dozen different ways, sometimes killin'
off his relations one by one, and then bunchin' 'em in a railroad wreck
or an earthquake. But he sticks to Chicago as the place where he lived
last, although the nearest he can get to the street number is by sayin'
it was somewhere near Central Park.
"That happens to be in New York," says I.
"There are two in Chicago," says he.
"All right, Gerald," says I. "I give up. We'll let it go that you're
playin' a lone hand; but before you start out again you'd better get a
good night's rest here. What do you say?"
He didn't need much urgin'; so we runs the bubble around into the
stable, and I tucks him and Togo away together in the spare bed.
"Who's the little lad?" says Dennis to me.
"For one thing," says I, "he's an honourary member of the Ananias Club.
If I can dig up any more information between now and mornin', Dennis,
I'll let you know."
First I calls up two or three village police stations along the line;
but they hadn't had word of any stray kid.
"That's funny," thinks I. "If he'd lived down in Hester-st., there'd
be four thousand cops huntin' him up by this time."
But it wa'n't my cue to do the frettin'; so I lets things rest as they
are, only takin' a look at the kid before I turns in, to see that he
was safe. And say, that one look gets me all broke up; for when I
tiptoes in with the candle I finds that pink and white face of his all
streaked up with cryin', and he has one arm around Togo, like he
thought that terrier was all the friend he had left.
Gee! but that makes me feel mean! Why, if I'd known he was goin' to
blubber himself to sleep that way, I'd hung around and cheered him up.
He'd been so brash about this runaway business, though, that I never
suspicioned he'd go to pieces the minute he was left alone. And they
look different when they're asleep, don't they? I guess I must have
put in the next two hours' wonderin' how it was that a nice, bright
youngster like that should come to quit home. If he'd come from some
tenement house, where it was a case of pop bein' on the island, and maw
rushin' the can and usin' the poker on him, you wouldn't think anything
of it. But here he has his bubble, and his high priced terrier, and
things like that, and yet he does the skip. Well, there wa'n't any
answer.
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