“That’ll du—that’ll du!” croaked the ancient man angrily. “’Tidn’t my
fault! Don’t ’ee go a-blamin’ of oi—blame me granddarter Ann! Her du
be for ever a-washin’ an’ a-breshin’ an’ a-cleanin’ o’ me, till it be
gert wonder ’er don’t scrub me into me grave! Combed all th’ ’air off’n
me ’ead, she ’ave, an’ now combin’ out arl me whiskers—what be left of
’em! ’Tidn’t respectful—no! ’Ef ’ee du get dirty,’ ’er sez tu me, ‘no
baccy!’ ’er sez—a crool ’ard creeter be me granddarter Ann! Look at me
boots, so bright an’ shinin’—I dassent go a-nigh a bit o’ mud! An’ I
loike mud—leastways a bit o’ mud don’t nowise ’arm nobody, an’ when it be
forbid I could waller in it, j’yful—ah, an’ I will one o’ these days an’
dang arl! A crool, flinty-’earted, brimstone witch be my granddart——”
“Granfer!” called a soft voice at no great distance. “Granfer!”
“By goles!” ejaculated the ancient; and skipping down from the stile
with surprising agility, he was in the act of brushing imaginary dust
from his immaculate smock-frock when round a bend in the lane there
appeared a shapely young woman who, coming thus unexpectedly upon Sir
John, blushed very prettily and dropped him a curtsy, then turned to
glance at one standing immediately behind her, a tall, square-shouldered,
powerful-looking fellow who, meeting Sir John’s quick, bright glance,
flushed also, from square chin to the curls of very neat wig that showed
beneath neat hat, and, flushing, bowed, though remarkably stiff in the
back about it.
“Come, Granfer,” said the girl, “it be toime ye took your egg-an’-milk!”
“Cruel and flinty-hearted?” murmured Sir John reproachfully. “O Mr.
Dumbrell!”
“Hesh-hesh!” whispered the ancient fiercely.
“Are ye catchin’ cold, Granfer deary?”
“Brimstone witch? O Mr. Dumbrell!”
“Who be the man ahint ye, Nan?” demanded the old man, pointing with his
stick.
“Only the gentleman as took my part’s marnin’ agin Mr. Sturton, Granfer.”
“Sturton!” snarled the ancient, flourishing stick in tremulous hand.
“Sturton—dang ’im! Ef I ketch ’im tryin’ t’ kiss ’ee, lass, I’ll break
’is ’ead for ’im so old as I be—aye, I will, an’ ’e can turn us out o’
th’ ow’d cottage arter if ’e loikes—dang ’im! Doan’t ’ee forget pore Mary
Beal as drownded ’erself las’ year arl along o’ Sturton——”
“There, there, Granfer, you be gettin’ arl of a shake! That’ll du now,
that’ll du or—no puddin’ fur your supper, mind that.”
“Arl right, lass, arl right! Only when I du think o’ that Sturton——”
“Then don’t ’ee, Granfer, or not a scrinch o’ sugar or nutmeg in y’r
egg-an’-milk an’ nary a spot o’ rum. So be a good lad an’ come ’long o’
me!”
“Well, Robert,” quoth Sir John, seating himself on the stile again so
soon as they were alone, “my letter reached you in time, then?”
“And I’m here in conse-quence, sir!”
“What is all this about Sturton?”
Ex-Corporal Robert shifted his right foot slightly, and raising stiff
arm, coughed deprecatingly behind a discreet hand.
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