“Yes, my lord! I left my Lady Clonbrony some time back--the day after
you left town; and both her ladyship and Miss Nugent was charmingly,
and would have sent their loves to your lordship, I’m sure, if they’d
any notion I should have met you, my lord, so soon. And I was very
sorry to part with them; but the fact was, my lord,” said Mrs. Petito,
laying a detaining hand upon Lord Colambre’s whip, one end of which
he unwittingly trusted within her reach, “I and my lady had a little
difference, which the best friends, you know, sometimes have: so
my Lady Clonbrony was so condescending to give me up to my Lady
Dashfort--and I knew no more than the child unborn that her ladyship
had it in contemplation to cross the seas. But, to oblige my lady,
and as Colonel Heathcock, with his regiment of militia, was coming
for purtection in the packet at the same time, and we to have the
government-yacht, I waived my objections to Ireland. And, indeed,
though I was greatly frighted at first, having heard all we’ve heard,
you know, my lord, from Lady Clonbrony, of there being no living
in Ireland, and expecting to see no trees, nor accommodation, nor
any thing but bogs all along; yet I declare, I was very agreeably
surprised; for, as far as I’ve seen at Dublin and in the vicinity,
the accommodations, and every thing of that nature now, is vastly
put-up-able with!”
“My lord,” said Sir James Brooke, “we shall be late.”
Lord Colambre, withdrawing his whip from Mrs. Petito, turned his
horse away. She, stretching over the back of the barouche as he rode
off, bawled to him, “My lord, we’re at Stephen’s Green, when we’re at
Dublin.” But as he did not choose to hear, she raised her voice to its
highest pitch, adding, “And where are you, my lord, to be found?--as I
have a parcel of Miss Nugent’s for you.”
Lord Colambre instantly turned back, and gave his direction.
“Cleverly done, faith!” said the major.
“I did not hear her say when Lady Dashfort is to be in town,” said
Captain Bowles.
“What, Bowles! have you a mind to lose more of your guineas to Lady
Dashfort, and to be jockeyed out of another horse by Lady Isabel?”
“Oh, confound it--no! I’ll keep out of the way of that--I have had
enough,” said Captain Bowles; “it is my Lord Colambre’s turn now; you
hear that Lady Dashfort would be very _proud_ to see him. His lordship
is in for it, and with such an auxiliary as Mrs. Petito, Lady Dashfort
has him far Lady Isabel, as sure as he has a heart or hand.”
“My compliments to the ladies, but my heart is engaged,” said Lord
Colambre; “and my hand shall go with my heart, or not at all.”
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