Tales of a Vanishing RiverReed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
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Tales of a Vanishing River
Reed, Earl H. (Earl Howell)
Illinois -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Kankakee River (Ind. and Ill.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
_Dec. 12th_—Both S. Conkrite & Ed Baxter com today & brought me a new
almanack for next yeare. This is the first time they ever com that it
was not somthing for them. They said I don litle favers for them & they
would like to make me this litle present. This all shows that if you
keap being good to pepil all your life some day they will bring you a
nice litle almanack. Probly they will want somthing next trip. I gave
them som Sistom Tonick & they liked that. Ed Spoke of them 2 twins &
they are both well & awful smart. He asked if my smoak house was still
in good working order & if my hens ben laying well lately & if I had
plenty of potattoes on hand.
_Dec. 13th_—Them 2 inguns that come heare last with Pete Quagno & his
squa com today & their noos is that Pete & his squa are both sick &
wanted tobaco. I sent Pete 2 pink pills. Them 2 inguns wanted me to send
Pete & his squa a big lot of tobaco by them but they did not know that
your uncle Josiah was setting around smoaking befoar eny of them was
born.
_Dec. 14th_—Last nite I read in my noo almanack. I notis it predicts
worse wether for next yeare. Storms & Tempests will prevale with intense
frosts probabel at times, but thare will be much changabel wether &
meney meteors that will betoken war. Thare will be awful winds on Parts
of the Earth. In the back are som Prophesies made by the Seventh Son,
which I copy down. He says thare will be wars and rumours of wars &
Turbulence & Teror will apear on evry hand & cloudds of darkest hue will
hang over the World in the East. Fires will abound & Tumults & Bloodshed
& Plots & Uprores in som Nations. Subject Pepils will turn & bite the
hoof that holds them down. A certain Luckless King may loose his hed &
something may hapen to the Pope. Armed Men may march to & fro & meney
will be smitten to the Dust. Blood will be shed in Ireland. Tyrants will
shake their Rods & the Torch of Discord will be hurled in Crimea. The
Couch of Mortality will be spred & meney pepil will die during the
yeare. Low Moans of the Oppressed will be heard in Italy. It is all bad
noos in the almanack for next yeare. The 7th Son predicts that Flocks of
Boobies will assale the TRUTHS OF PROPHESY. He predicts no troubels for
eny whare around here. Your uncle Josiah is in out of the wet.
_Dec. 15th_—Sam Green com & says his friend Wasson is sick & wants som
medicin. I give him som of each kind but I ought to see the simptoms.
Wasson does not kno what ales him but my medicin will probly fix him up.
He probly has stummick complaint. Stedy freezing wether now.
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