“It is enough to give one a pleurisy,” said Bravida, turning up the
collar of his coat. Then weariness set in, hunger, ill-humour. They
could find no inn; and presently Excourbaniès and Bravida, having
stuffed themselves with strawberries, began to suffer cruelly. Pascalon
himself, that angel, bearing not only the banner, but the ice-axe, the
knapsack, the alpenstock, of which the others had rid themselves basely
upon him, even Pascalon had lost his gayety and ceased his lively
gambolling.
At a turn of the road, after they had just crossed the Lutschine by one
of those covered bridges that are found in regions of deep snow, a loud
blast on a horn greeted them.
“Ah! _vaï_, enough!.. enough!” howled the exasperated delegation.
The man, a giant, ensconced by the roadside, let go an enormous
trumpet of pine wood reaching to the ground and ending there in
a percussion-box, which gave to this prehistoric instrument the
sonorousness of a piece of artillery.
“Ask him if he knows of an inn,” said the president to Excourbaniès,
who, with enormous cheek and a small pocket dictionary undertook,
now that they were in German Switzerland, to serve the delegation as
interpreter. But before he could pull out his dictionary the man replied
in very good French:
“An inn, messieurs? Why certainly... The ‘Faithful Chamois’ is close by;
allow me to show you the place.”
On the way, he told them he had lived in Paris for several years, as
commissionnaire at the corner of the rue Vivienne.
“Another employé of the Company, _parbleu!_” thought Tartarin, leaving
his friends to be surprised. However, Bompard’s comrade was very useful,
for, in spite of its French sign, _Le Chamois Fidèle_ the people of the
“Faithful Chamois” could speak nothing but a horrible German patois.
Presently, the Tarasconese delegation, seated around an enormous potato
omelet, recovered both the health and the good-humour as essential
to Southerners as the sun of their skies. They drank deep, they ate
solidly. After many toasts to the president and his coming ascension,
Tartarin, who had puzzled over the tavern-sign ever since his arrival,
inquired of the horn-player, who was breaking a crust in a corner of the
room:
“So you have chamois here, it seems?.. I thought there were none left in
Switzerland.”
The man winked:
“There are not many, but enough to let you see them now and then.”
“Shoot them, is what he wants, _vé_” said Pas-calon, full of enthusiasm;
“never did the president miss a shot!”
Tartarin regretted that he had not brought his carbine.
“Wait a minute, and I ‘ll speak to the landlord.”
It so happened that the landlord was an old chamois hunter; he offered
his gun, his powder, his buck-shot, and even himself as guide to a haunt
he knew.
“Forward, _zou!_” cried Tartarin, granting to his happy Alpinists the
opportunity to show off the prowess of their chief. It was only a slight
delay, after all; the Jungfrau lost nothing by waiting.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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