Tedious brief tales of Granta and GramaryeGray, Arthur
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Tedious brief tales of Granta and Gramarye
Gray, Arthur
Ghost stories, English; Jesus College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Come buy, my masters, come buy,” he cried. “Buy the infallible salve
of the famous doctor Pinchbeck, the ointment that heals the ague, the
rheum, the palsy, the serpigo. Let him that goes on one leg but buy,
and with thrice laying on he shall go on two. Let him that goes with
crutches buy, and he shall dance home in a coranto. One groat only for
the learned doctor’s ointment that shall quit you of the cramp, the
gout, the quotidian and the tertian. An it rid you not in two days come
again and Pinchbeck shall restore you fourfold.”
From time to time an ague-ridden swain mounted the platform, haggled
with the quack, reluctantly parted with his groat and departed, dubious
of his purchase. On the whole, Dr. Pinchbeck seemed to be doing a
fair trade, when, late in the afternoon, an old man, bent double with
rheumatism, raised a loud expostulation. He affirmed that he had
purchased a box of the ointment on the first day of the fair, and had
applied it thrice without the promised result.
He demanded the fourfold restitution of his money, and the mountebank
stoutly resisted the claim. Angry cries arose from the bystanders,
and it might have gone ill with the empiric, had not a diversion
been effected by one of the crowd. This was a tall middle-aged man
of somewhat dark complexion and foreign appearance, whose dress
distinguished him as a gentleman and possibly a practiser of medicine.
He stepped on the platform, spoke a few words to the ointment-vendor,
and then, beckoning the old man to him, made him sit on a stool. He
gazed fixedly for a few moments in the patient’s eyes, made some
mysterious motions of the hands before his face, whispered in his ear,
and then, with a few more passes of his hands, bade him stand. The old
fellow stood erect without effort; then, at the stranger’s bidding,
walked a few easy steps, and with a pleased and puzzled look descended
to join his friends in the crowd. Loud applause greeted the wonderful
cure, and patients crowded to receive the stranger’s ministrations.
The same operations in each case were attended with the same result.
Never had there been seen such a wonder at the fair.
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