The Amouretta landscape, and other stories — John Shaqi
The Amouretta landscape, and other storiesAdams, Adeline
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The Amouretta landscape, and other stories
Adams, Adeline
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“My sister had the prettiest little hand in the county. County! Her hand
was known all over the State, and many a young newspaper feller touched
it—on paper—in the old days. Foot, too!” He meditated a moment on his own
very good-looking shoes. “After she married Clarenden, the big railroad
man, we saw less of each other, of course, but we were chums to the last.
And the instant my eye lit on this lovely work, this masterpiece, though
I say it that shouldn’t, I knew there was something in it for me! I
didn’t quite know what, of course, until I found out that Mariellen was
mixed up in it, and then ’twas clear as day. Had you copy a plaster cast,
didn’t she?” He chuckled with pleasure in his perspicacity. “We Senators
know all about plaster casts and death-masks and that sort of thing.
Unless we want to miss a trick, we have ’em done to us, as soon as the
time comes. But what I don’t understand is why Mariellen got cold feet!
She’s a girl of some sense, I tell you, or was, until she got a hankering
for New York, and what she calls the higher things in art!”
The Senator’s last words mimicked to perfection both the girl and myself.
It was that kind of mimicry which creates good understanding, and leaves
a smile, not a sting. Oh, I could see how he, like the girl, captivated
mankind!
“Even now,” he continued, “she’s my favorite of the whole bunch, and
they’ve all of ’em got plenty of the Bullwinkle pep. Some face, that
girl, hey? Pretty ain’t the word!”
No, it wasn’t the word. But I couldn’t give any one word that would
really cover the case, I admitted.
“Mariellen gets the better of everybody. She even puts it over on a smart
artist like you. I’d like to take her across my knee! And before I’ve
finished with her, I shall make her feel like thirty cents about this
job. Gave the marble heart to my marble hand, did she? She’ll be wishing
she kept it, the moment she sees I’ve got it. But mark my words, it’ll
never be hers, until after I’ve taken the Big Subway for good and for
all. And if she tries to bamboozle me out of what I’ve bought and paid
for, I’ll—”
A peal of the bell and voices in the anteroom caused the speaker to
suspend sentence, and I slipped out to find, in eager converse with
Gigi, the young person from Missouri. Was the sky raining coincidences,
that day? With a gesture absurdly like her uncle’s, she was drawing from
that much-embroidered handbag of hers a checkbook not unlike his own
in general effect. Had Shakespeare been there, he would have indited a
sonnet to the checkbook of beauty, and its likeness to that of brains and
power.
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