In the fall a Methodist minister came into the Edmonton exhibition offices and inquired where he could purchase a good, reliable horse. He was directed to R. B. Hill's stables, where, after a judicious amount of deliberation, he decided on a horse which suited his fancy and pocket, and took him home. Two days afterwards he came back to Mr. Hill and stated that the horse was blind, and within the rules as prescribed by the Methodist church he told Mr. Hill just what he thought of the deal, and asked him why he had not been informed that the horse was blind, before purchasing him. Mr. Hill very modestly replied that he had not thought he should tell him, as the man from whom he got the horse in the first place had said nothing about this defect, and he thought it was a secret!! _No Wonder_ Editor--"We are sorry to lose your subscription, Mr. Jackson. What's the matter? Don't you like our politics?" Mistah Jackson--"T'aint dat, sah; t'aint dat. Mah wife jes' been an' landed a job o' work for me by advertisin' in youh darned ole papah." _Didn't Need To_ A young Irishman recently applied for a job as life-saver at the municipal baths. As he was about six feet six inches high and well built, the chief life-saver gave him an application blank to fill out. "By the way," said the chief life-saver, "can you swim?" "No," replied the applicant; "but I can wade like blazes!" _He Got the Job_ Police Commissioner--"If you were ordered to disperse a mob what would you do?" Applicant--"Pass around the hat." P.C.--"You'll do." _Two Strings to Her Beau_ He--"If you could only have two wishes come true, what would you wish for?" She (frankly)--"Well, I'd wish for a husband." He--"That's the only one." She--"I'd save the other wish until I saw how he turned out." _Well! Well!_ "I say, who was here with you last night?" "Only Myrtle, father." "Well, tell Myrtle that she left her pipe on piano." _Fifty-Fifty_ A man from Toronto reported that an African resident of that city did a rattling business in rabbit sausages, until some of his customers began to question the quality of the goods. A committee waited on the merchant, and asked him if any meat other than that of rabbits went into the sausages. He reluctantly admitted that there was another meat in them, and when pressed further said that the dilution was by means of horse meat. The chairman of the committee then asked him the proportion of the two ingredients, and he said fifty-fifty. The committee started to withdraw when a heretofore silent member raised the question as to what the merchant meant by "fifty-fifty." "Why, boss, by fifty-fifty ah means one rabbit and one hawss." _All Engaged_ An Irishman who had lately come over was sent to call a taxi. In about half an hour he returned and reported as follows: "Some wan be the name of Hire has the most of thim ingaged, and the only wans he didn't have some wan else had." _Slim, Slimmer, Slimmest_