Life insurance -- Fiction; Life insurance agents -- Fiction; Short stories
In some amazement, the broker apologized and retired, and Murray began
to wonder what would happen to him if Mrs. Tucker ever did get enough of
the stock to make her influence felt. Of course, there was little chance
of that, but even a small stock-holder could be annoying when so
disposed. He began to dream about the Tucker case, and an incidental
mention of it in the office would make the atmosphere unpleasant for the
day. Every clerk and solicitor understood that it was a dangerous topic.
Once the name “Tucker” was mentioned in the ordinary course of business,
and Murray had things at a fever heat before it could be explained to
him that it was another Tucker. Then came a letter from the West, with a
Tucker return card on the envelop. A council of war was held before it
was delivered to Murray, and even then a time was chosen when he was
absent to lay it on his desk. It was very brief—just an announcement
that “the patient” had rallied splendidly after the fatigue of the
journey and exhibited “really wonderful vitality for a sick man.” No one
cared to go near Murray all the rest of that day.
Soon after the first of the following month another missive arrived—a
mere formal affidavit, headed “Certificate of Life,” and solemnly
averring that “Ralph Tucker’s heart has not ceased to murmur along in
the land of the living.” This was followed a month later by a
certificate from a physician to the effect that “a restful ranch life is
especially conducive to longevity, and Mr. Tucker’s health continues to
show all the improvement that can be expected in a man who had nothing
the matter with him in the first place.”
These facetious reports continued to arrive at monthly intervals for a
period of nearly a year. Usually they were brief, but occasionally the
doctor, who seemed to enter into the spirit of the affair, would go into
such details as weight, endurance, appetite, lifting power, respiration
and—heart murmur. “The heart,” he wrote at one time, “seems to be too
well satisfied to murmur now, and the patient was able to sit up and eat
a large steak to-day, after which a little gentle exercise—about twenty
miles on horseback—seemed to do him some good.”
Murray promptly turned this over to the company doctor, and the latter
sighed. Almost the only satisfaction in life that Murray had during this
time arose from his ability to make the doctor miserable.
“He was not a good risk when I examined him,” the doctor insisted, “but
he may be a good one now. We can’t be certain of results in such a case,
and the law of probabilities frequently works out wrong. He could not
have done a better thing, under the circumstances, than to go in for a
simple, outdoor life. The basis of trouble was there, in my judgment,
but it may have been overcome.”
“The basis of trouble is still there,” declared Murray; “not only the
basis of trouble, but the whole blame structure, and it’s resting on us.
I can feel the weight.”
“So can I,” replied the doctor disconsolately.
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