“Yes! when I was a nasty little boy in jacket and trousers. I was
placed at Mr. Jackson’s English school there, in order that I might
learn French, but I’m afraid that was the last thing I acquired. The
Jackson boys were known all over the town for the greatest nuisances in
it!”
“What did you do?”
“What did we _not_ do? We tore up and down the rue Montagne de la
Cour at all hours of the day, shouting and screaming and getting into
scrapes. We ran up bills at the shops which we had no money to pay--we
appeared at every place of amusement--and we made love to all the
school-girls, till we had become a terror to the school-mistresses.”
“What naughty boys!” remarked Miss Brandt, with a side glance at Miss
Leyton. She did not like to say all she thought before this very stiff
and proper young English lady. “But Captain Pullen,” she continued,
“where are the confetti? Have you forgotten them? Shall I go and buy
some more?”
“No! no! my pockets are stuffed with them,” he said, producing two
bags, of which he handed Harriet one. Her thanks were conveyed by
throwing a large handful of tiny pieces of blue and white and pink
paper (which do duty for the more dangerous chalk sugar-plums) at
him and which covered his tweed suit and sprinkled his fair hair and
moustaches. He returned the compliment by flying after her retreating
figure, and liberally showering confetti upon her.
“O! Ralph! I do hope you are not going to engage in this horse-play,”
exclaimed Elinor Leyton, “because if so I would rather return to the
Hotel. Surely, we may leave such vulgarities to the common people,
and--Miss Harriet Brandt!”
“What nonsense!” he replied. “It’s evident you’ve never been in Rome
during the Carnival! Why, everyone does it! It’s the national custom.
If you imagine I’m going to stand by, like a British tourist and stare
at everything, without joining in the fun, you’re very much mistaken!”
“But is it fun?” questioned Miss Leyton.
“To me it is! Here goes!” he cried, as he threw a handful of paper
into the face of a passing stranger, who gave him as good as she had
got, in return.
“I call it low--positively vulgar,” said Miss Leyton, “to behave so
familiarly with people one has never seen before--of whose antecedents
one knows nothing! I should be very much surprised if the mob behaved
in such a manner towards me. Oh!”
The exclamation was induced by the action of some young _épicier_, or
hotel _garçon_, who threw a mass of confetti into her face with such
violence as almost for the moment to blind her.
“Ha! ha! ha!” roared Ralph Pullen with his healthy British lungs, as he
saw her outraged feelings depicted in her countenance.
“I thought you’d get it before long!” he said, as she attempted to
brush the offending paper off her mantle.
“It has not altered my opinion of the indecency of the custom!” she
replied.
“Never mind!” he returned soothingly. “Here come the _charrettes_.”
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