The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York — John Shaqi
The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New YorkLewis, Alfred Henry
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The Boss, and How He Came to Rule New York
Lewis, Alfred Henry
New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
“I'm gettin' to that,” returned Big Kennedy, with a repressive wave of
his broad palm, “an' I can see that you yourself have a lot to learn.
Listen: If I knew of any robbery Sheeny Joe had pulled off, I wouldn't
have him lagged for that; no, not if he'd taken a jimmy an' cracked
a dozen bins. There'd be no lesson in sendin' a duck over th' road
in that. Any old woman could have him pinched for a crime he's really
pulled off. To leave an impression on these people, you must send a
party up for what he hasn't done. Then they understand.”
For all Big Kennedy's explanation, I still lived in the dark. I made no
return, however, either of comment or question; I considered that I had
only to look on, and Big Kennedy's purpose would elucidate itself. Big
Kennedy and I were in the sanctum that opened off his barroom. He called
one of his barmen.
“Billy, you know where to find the Rat?” Then, when the other nodded:
“Go an' tell the Rat I want him.”
“Who is the Rat?” I queried. I had never heard of the Rat.
“He's a pickpocket,” responded Big Kennedy, “an' as fly a dip as ever
nipped a watch or copped a leather.”
The Rat belonged on the west side of the town, which accounted for my
having failed of his acquaintance. Big Kennedy was sure his man would
find him.
“For he grafts nights,” said Big Kennedy, “an' at this time of day it's
a cinch he's takin' a snooze. A pickpocket has to have plenty of sleep
to keep his hooks from shakin'.”
While we were waiting the coming of the Rat, one of the barmen entered
to announce a caller. He whispered a word in Big Kennedy's ear.
“Sure!” said he. “Tell him to come along.”
The gentleman whom the barman had announced, and who was a young
clergyman, came into the room. Big Kennedy gave him a hearty handshake,
while his red face radiated a welcome.
“What is it, Mr. Bronson?” asked Big Kennedy pleasantly; “what can I do
for you?”
The young clergyman's purpose was to ask assistance for a mission which
he proposed to start near the Five Points.
“Certainly,” said Big Kennedy, “an' not a moment to wait!” With that he
gave the young clergyman one hundred dollars.
When that gentleman, after expressing his thanks, had departed, Big
Kennedy sighed.
“I've got no great use for a church,” he said. “I never bought a gold
brick yet that wasn't wrapped in a tract. But it's no fun to get a
preacher down on you. One of'em can throw stones enough to smash every
window in Tammany Hall. Your only show with the preachers is to flatter
'em;--pass'em out the flowers. Most of 'em's as pleased with flattery as
a girl. Yes indeed,” he concluded, “I can paste bills on 'em so long as
I do it with soft soap.”
The Rat was a slight, quiet individual and looked the young physician
rather than the pickpocket. His hands were delicate, and he wore gloves
the better to keep them in condition. His step and air were as quiet as
those of a cat.
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