They looked at the little creature with a wonder that did not diminish,
and the schoolmaster said: “I am sorry your fine ladies are so
inconsiderate.”
“It’s the way with them,” said the person of the house, shrugging her
shoulders again. “And they take no care of their clothes, and they
never keep to the same fashions a month. I work for a doll with three
daughters. Bless you, she’s enough to ruin her husband!”
The person of the house gave a weird little laugh here, and gave them
another look out of the corners of her eyes. She had an elfin chin that
was capable of great expression; and whenever she gave this look, she
hitched this chin up. As if her eyes and her chin worked together on
the same wires.
“Are you always as busy as you are now?”
“Busier. I’m slack just now. I finished a large mourning order the day
before yesterday. Doll I work for lost a canary-bird.” The person of
the house gave another little laugh, and then nodded her head several
times, as who should moralize, “Oh this world, this world!”
“Are you alone all day?” asked Bradley Headstone. “Don’t any of the
neighboring children----?”
“Ah, lud!” cried the person of the house, with a little scream, as
if the word had pricked her. “Don’t talk of children. I can’t bear
children. _I_ know their tricks and their manners.” She said this
with an angry little shake of her right fist close before her eyes.
Perhaps it scarcely required the teacher-habit to perceive that the
doll’s dressmaker was inclined to be bitter on the difference between
herself and other children. But both master and pupil understood it so.
“Always running about and screeching, always playing and fighting,
always skip-skip-skipping on the pavement and chalking it for their
games! Oh! _I_ know their tricks and their manners!” Shaking the
little fist as before. “And that’s not all. Ever so often calling
names in through a person’s keyhole, and imitating a person’s back and
legs. Oh! _I_ know their tricks and their manners. And I’ll tell
you what I’d do to punish ’em. There’s doors under the church in the
Square--black doors, leading into black vaults. Well! I’d open one of
those doors, and I’d cram ’em all in, and then I’d lock the door and
through the keyhole I’d blow in pepper.”
“What would be the good of blowing in pepper?” asked Charley Hexam.
“To set ’em sneezing,” said the person of the house, “and make their
eyes water. And when they were all sneezing and inflamed, I’d mock ’em
through the keyhole. Just as they, with their tricks and their manners,
mock a person through a person’s keyhole!”
An uncommonly emphatic shake of her little fist close before her eyes
seemed to ease the mind of the person of the house; for she added
with recovered composure, “No, no, no. No children for me. Give me
grown-ups.”
LITTLE NELL
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LITTLE NELL
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