“My pap, you uns knows, run this here store an’ done a pretty lively
trade tell the year ’fore he died. He bo’t it off o’ ole Ed Harmon, who’d
kep’ it a long while. You uns may remember Ed, or mebbe ye don’t. He was
a mean man ef they ever was one; never hesytatin’ to give short measure
in sellin’ butter an’ takin’ long in buyin’; allus buyin’ eggs be the
baker’s dozen an’ sellin’ ’em the reg’lar way; usin’ a caliker stick an
inch short of the yard. It don’t take many years o’ that kind o’ tradin’
to hurt a man’s repytation in these parts, an’ consequent ’hen he died
he’d the name o’ bein’ ’bout the dishonestest felly in the county, ef you
uns reck’lect.”
“That I do,” the Miller interposed. “An’ the sugar he sold was that wet
ye could ’a’ squeezed a tin o’ wotter outen every pound.”
“My sights!” cried the Loafer.
“Sure,” continued the Storekeeper, “an’ ’cordin’ to Pap, who hed the name
fer tellin’ the truth, them was his footsteps we heard jest now.”
“Sam Hill!” muttered the G. A. R. Man. “His body’s in the Meth’dis’
buryin’-ground.”
The Chronic Loafer cast an anxious glance toward the entrance to the
store-room, from which a stairway wound down into the cellar. The
Tinsmith shifted his chair closer into the circle. There was a roll of
thunder along the mountains, a flash of lightning that seemed to find the
earth somewhere among the distant ridges, but the rain was still pouring
down in torrents.
“True. That’s what Pap sayd,” the Storekeeper continued in a low, awed
tone. “He told me all about it afore he died, an’ I guesst he told me
right, fer we’ve heard his footsteps an’ my sugar hes ben wet lately.”
“So my Missus hes ben complainin’--still--but----”
The Storekeeper was slightly ruffled by this interruption and glared for
a moment at its author, the Loafer. Then he resumed his narrative.
“It tuk Pap considerable time to build up his trade, but he give square
measure, an’ by an’ by the folks begin comin’ here ’stead o’ goin’ to
Kishikoquillas. Then the trouble started. One day he found a chip stuck
in the scales he used fer buyin’ meat on, so it wouldn’t weigh more’n
fifty pounds. He licked me, that he did, tho’ I never done it. Next day
he found another stick there, an’ he was that mad he licked me agin. Then
I went away fer a week, an’ every mornin’ reg’lar he found that chip. He
begin to feel queer ’bout it ’hen he seen I wasn’t responsible. So every
day he pulled the chip out, tell final it stopped. He thot it was rats.
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