The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry CuckoldHarris, Joseph
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The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry Cuckold
Harris, Joseph
English drama
_Sum._ I desire you not to grow too inward with me, on so short an
Acquaintance: Not that I'de have you think the Lady of so base a
Disposition to grant me any thing beyond the Rules of Decency and
Honour. The only Favour I e're receiv'd from her, was a Present of those
Bracelets she wears about her Arms, and that Chain of Gold and Pearl she
has about her Neck; all which either of us may own without a Blush.
_Fri._ How, the Chain and Bracelet, say you! Those were the first Tokens
of her Husband's Love.
_Sum._ Methinks you look concern'd at what I've said; yet I have said no
more than what I am obliged in Honour to maintain, and will: therefore I
hope, as you'r a Gentleman, you'l not turn Informer.
_Fri._ O pray think not so poorly of me.
_Enter a Servant who whispers_ Summerfield.
_Sum._ Tell her I'le wait on her immediately.
[_Exit Servant._
Sir, some Business of Importance calls me hence; therefore some other
time I hope I shall have the Happiness of enjoying your Company longer.
[_Exit_ Sum.
_Fri._ Sir, your humble Servant.
Tell her I'll wait on her immediately, said he; this must be _Arabella_
that he's going to: Better still.
_The Work's begun, now I am made or lost;
He runs the best who holds out to the Post:
And all the Comfort in Adversity,
Is to see others as miserable as me._
Who have we here? Old _Merryman_! As I live 'tis he!
_Enter Justice_ Merryman.
_Mer._ O Master _Friendly,_ you're happily returned: But where's my
Son-in-Law?
_Fri._ Alas, Sir, the unhappy _Bonvile_ is----
_Mer._ Is, is, what is he? Heh! speak; is he living, or is he dead; or
what's become of him?
_Fri._ O! that I had the Marble _Niobes_ Heart! Or that I had suck'd the
Milk of Wolves and Tigers; so that I might have told, without the least
remorse of Sorrow, what now I dare not, nay, I cannot speak, for fear at
once I melt my self in Tears, and break your aged Heart.
[_Seems to weep._
_Mer._ Then I suppose he's killed; say, is he not? Hast thou inticed him
from his Bride for this, thou inhumane Wretch? Yet speak, and tell me
truly, for I'm prepared to hear the worst of Ills; Is he then slain?
_Fri._ No, Sir, but dangerously wounded.
_Mer._ Not mortally, I hope; but whereabouts is he so desperately
wounded? In his Arms, his Legs, or Body?
_Fri._ Neither, Sir, but in as perfect Health as when he left you.
_Mer._ Strange! sure thou art all o're a Mystery, and form'st these
Riddles to try my Wit.
_Fri._ No, Sir, for all I have said, you in effect will surely find I
told you he was wounded, did I not?
_Mer._ Yes, you did.
_Fri._ And so he is.
_Mer._ But where, whereabout, I ask you once again?
_Fri._ I see you force the unwilling Secret from me--Why, he's wounded.
_Mer._ He's wounded, he's wounded, but where, where is he wounded?
_Fri._ In his Fame, Honour and Reputation, more mortal than a thousand
fleshy Wounds.
_For such slight Baubles, Cures are oft obtain'd;
But injur'd Honour ne're can be regain'd._
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