The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasionsCabell, James Branch
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The Cream of the Jest: A comedy of evasions
Cabell, James Branch
Allegories; Authors -- Fiction; Dreams -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction
Let there be no mistake here: Felix Kennaston had married a woman
admirably suited to him, and he had never regretted that act. Nor with
the advent of Ettarre, did he regret it: and never at any time would he
have considered separating his diurnal existence from that of his thin
beady-eyed capable wife, with graver seriousness than he would have
accorded, say, to a rambling notion of some day being gripped in a trap
and having no way to escape save by cutting off one of his feet. His
affection for Kathleen was well-founded, proved, and understood; but, as
it happens, this narrative does not chance to deal with that affection.
And besides, what there was to tell concerning Kennaston’s fondness for
his wife was duly set forth years ago.
Meanwhile, it began vaguely to be rumored among Kennaston’s associates
that he drank more than was good for him; and toward “drugs” also sped
the irresponsible arrows of surmise. He himself noticed, without much
interest, that daily he, who had once been garrulous, was growing more
chary of speech; and that his attention was apt to wander when the man’s
or woman’s face before him spoke at any length. These shifting faces
talked of wars and tariffs and investments and the weather and
committee-meetings, and of having seen So-and-so and of So-and-so’s
having said this-or-that, and it all seemed of importance to the wearers
of these faces; so that he made pretense to listen, patiently. What did
it matter?
It did not matter a farthing, he considered, for he had cheated life of
its main oppression, which is loneliness. Now at last Felix Kennaston
could unconcernedly acknowledge that human beings develop graveward in
continuous solitude.
His life until this had been in the main normal, with its due share of
normal intimacies with parents, kinsmen, friends, a poet’s ordinary
allotment of sweethearts, and, chief of all, with his wife. No one of
these people, as he reflected in a comminglement of yearning and
complacency, had ever comprehended the real Felix Kennaston as he
existed, in all his hampered strugglings and meannesses, his
inadequacies and his divine unexercised potentialities.
And he, upon the other hand, knew nothing of these people with any
certainty. Pettifoggeries were too easily practiced in speech or
gesture, emotions were too often feigned or overcolored in expression,
and unpopular thoughts were too instinctively dissembled, as he
forlornly knew by his own conduct of daily life, for him to put very
zealous faith in any information gained through his slender fallible
five senses; and it was the cream of the jest that through these five
senses lay his only means of getting any information whatever.
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