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With that he slammed the door again. I was too indignant with Gowing’s
conduct to say anything. Cummings looked white with rage, and as he
descended the steps struck his stick violently on the ground and said:
“Scoundrel!”
CHAPTER XV
Gowing explains his conduct. Lupin takes us for a drive, which we don’t
enjoy. Lupin introduces us to Mr. Murray Posh.
FEBRUARY 8.—It does seem hard I cannot get good sausages for breakfast.
They are either full of bread or spice, or are as red as beef. Still
anxious about the £20 I invested last week by Lupin’s advice. However,
Cummings has done the same.
FEBRUARY 9.—Exactly a fortnight has passed, and I have neither seen nor
heard from Gowing respecting his extraordinary conduct in asking us round
to his house, and then being out. In the evening Carrie was engaged
marking a half-dozen new collars I had purchased. I’ll back Carrie’s
marking against anybody’s. While I was drying them at the fire, and
Carrie was rebuking me for scorching them, Cummings came in.
He seemed quite well again, and chaffed us about marking the collars. I
asked him if he had heard from Gowing, and he replied that he had not. I
said I should not have believed that Gowing could have acted in such an
ungentlemanly manner. Cummings said: “You are mild in your description
of him; I think he has acted like a cad.”
The words were scarcely out of his mouth when the door opened, and
Gowing, putting in his head, said: “May I come in?” I said: “Certainly.”
Carrie said very pointedly: “Well, you _are_ a stranger.” Gowing said:
“Yes, I’ve been on and off to Croydon during the last fortnight.” I
could see Cummings was boiling over, and eventually he tackled Gowing
very strongly respecting his conduct last Saturday week. Gowing appeared
surprised, and said: “Why, I posted a letter to you in the morning
announcing that the party was ‘off, very much off.’” I said: “I never
got it.” Gowing, turning to Carrie, said: “I suppose letters sometimes
_miscarry_, don’t they, _Mrs._ Carrie?” Cummings sharply said: “This is
not a time for joking. I had no notice of the party being put off.”
Gowing replied: “I told Pooter in my note to tell you, as I was in a
hurry. However, I’ll inquire at the post-office, and we must meet again
at my place.” I added that I hoped he would be present at the next
meeting. Carrie roared at this, and even Cummings could not help
laughing.
FEBRUARY 10, Sunday.—Contrary to my wishes, Carrie allowed Lupin to
persuade her to take her for a drive in the afternoon in his trap. I
quite disapprove of driving on a Sunday, but I did not like to trust
Carrie alone with Lupin, so I offered to go too. Lupin said: “Now, that
is nice of you, Guv., but you won’t mind sitting on the back-seat of the
cart?”
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