PISTHETAERUS. Yet another pest. What have you come to do? What's your plan? What's the purpose of your journey? Why these splendid buskins? METON. I want to survey the plains of the air for you and to parcel them into lots. PISTHETAERUS. In the name of the gods, who are you? METON. Who am I? Meton, known throughout Greece and at Colonus.[294] PISTHETAERUS. What are these things? METON. Tools for measuring the air. In truth, the spaces in the air have precisely the form of a furnace. With this bent ruler I draw a line from top to bottom; from one of its points I describe a circle with the compass. Do you understand? PISTHETAERUS. Not the very least. METON. With the straight ruler I set to work to inscribe a square within this circle; in its centre will be the marketplace, into which all the straight streets will lead, converging to this centre like a star, which, although only orbicular, sends forth its rays in a straight line from all sides. PISTHETAERUS. Meton, you new Thales....[295] METON. What d'you want with me? PISTHETAERUS. I want to give you a proof of my friendship. Use your legs. METON. Why, what have I to fear? PISTHETAERUS. 'Tis the same here as in Sparta. Strangers are driven away, and blows rain down as thick as hail. METON. Is there sedition in your city? PISTHETAERUS. No, certainly not. METON. What's wrong then? PISTHETAERUS. We are agreed to sweep all quacks and impostors far from our borders. METON. Then I'm off. PISTHETAERUS. I fear me 'tis too late. The thunder growls already. (_Beats him._) METON. Oh, woe! oh, woe! PISTHETAERUS. I warned you. Now, be off, and do your surveying somewhere else. (_Meton takes to his heels._) AN INSPECTOR. Where are the Proxeni?[296] PISTHETAERUS. Who is this Sardanapalus?[297] INSPECTOR. I have been appointed by lot to come to Nephelococcygia as inspector.[298] PISTHETAERUS. An inspector! and who sends you here, you rascal? INSPECTOR. A decree of Taleas.[299] PISTHETAERUS. Will you just pocket your salary, do nothing, and be off? INSPECTOR. I' faith! that I will; I am urgently needed to be at Athens to attend the assembly; for I am charged with the interests of Pharnaces.[300] PISTHETAERUS. Take it then, and be off. See, here is your salary. (_Beats him._) INSPECTOR. What does this mean? PISTHETAERUS. 'Tis the assembly where you have to defend Pharnaces. INSPECTOR. You shall testify that they dare to strike me, the inspector. PISTHETAERUS. Are you not going to clear out with your urns. 'Tis not to be believed; they send us inspectors before we have so much as paid sacrifice to the gods. A DEALER IN DECREES. "If the Nephelococcygian does wrong to the Athenian...." PISTHETAERUS. Now whatever are these cursed parchments? DEALER IN DECREES. I am a dealer in decrees, and I have come here to sell you the new laws. PISTHETAERUS. Which? DEALER IN DECREES. "The Nephelococcygians shall adopt the same weights, measures and decrees as the Olophyxians."[301]