English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
In that simple inclination he had conveyed: “Duke”—(it were impossible
to imagine O’Hagan addressing any man breathing as “Your
Highness”)—“Duke, you are in the company of a gentleman at present
amicably disposed toward you, but of a gentleman who would as promptly
tweak your nose, should you forget what is due to him, as he would tweak
any other.”
It was a silent declaration of aristocracy, typically and peculiarly
O’Haganish.
A faint shade of difference crept into the Grand Duke’s voice. I doubt
if the man has lived, since Napoleon Buonaparte, who, meeting Captain
the Honble. Bernard O’Hagan, could have escaped enmeshment within his
catholic patronage. O’Hagan would patronize the shade of Julius Cæsar.
“What,” inquired the Grand Duke awkwardly, “do you propose?”
“First,” said my friend, holding his monocle between second and third
fingers, and waving it roofward, “extinguish these interior lights. It
was most indiscreet to travel so publicly.”
Association with Bernard O’Hagan renders one more or less accustomed to
the _outre_. The amazing ceases to amaze, the appalling to appal;
wonders lose their potency, and one’s pulse remains normal amid singular
adventures.
It afforded me small surprise to see my friend’s injunction instantly
obeyed. (It would afford me small surprise to see the Premier blacking
O’Hagan’s boots.)
“Next,” continued the Captain, “direct your man to drive to your
embassy.”
The obedient Grand Duke bent forward and called gutturally into the
tube.
(“There is one thing,” O’Hagan tells me, “which a nobleman of the Grand
Duke’s race can never appreciate—the doctrine of aristocratic equality.
He must always dominate or be dominated. My ancestor, Patrick, had this
from the lips of Cardinal Richelieu—a singularly shrewd observer,
Raymond, and a gentleman.”)
“I have no intention,” resumed the Grand Duke, “of handing them over to
the ambassador.”
O’Hagan shrugged his shoulders impatiently, turning his eye-glass upon
the speaker with the air of a wise man weary of folly.
“_Will_ you allow me to advise?” he said, with a certain disdain. “Do
_they_ know that?”
“They cannot possibly,” replied the other. “It is what they most
fear—eh?”
“Very well, then,” drawled O’Hagan, yawning discreetly under cover of a
gloved hand, “they will abandon the pursuit and no attempt will be made
upon your private apartments.”
“I do not fear their attempts!” growled the Grand Duke, with truculent
contempt.
“My good Duke!” said O’Hagan languidly—“my dear Duke—do you wish every
paper in Europe to discuss your affairs? Do you wish all the world to
hear of an attempt to burgle your rooms?”
“What! do you think they would dare?”
Captain O’Hagan surveyed him, pebble uplifted, as one surveys a
surpassing fool.
“Dare!” he said icily. “Dare! My good, dear Duke—where is your common
sense?”
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