The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel — John Shaqi
The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
It is a rash enterprise to open wide to the world the private doors of
the family, to expose intimate interiors all unconscious of outside
observation, and all unprepared for it. Such frankness tends to destroy
"sympathetic interest," to make delusion and illusion impossible; it
gives cynicism and his brother, pharisaism, their opportunity to simper
and to sneer. Still rasher is it to fling wide the doors of a human
heart, and, without any clever arrangement of lights and shades, reveal
in the full face of the sun exactly what goes on there. We lie to others
unconsciously; we lie to ourselves both consciously and unconsciously.
We admit and entertain dark thoughts, and at the first alarm of exposure
deny that we ever saw them before; we cover up our motives, forget where
we have hidden them, and wax justly indignant when they are dug out and
confronted with us. We are scandalized, quite honestly, when others are
caught doing what we ourselves have done. We are horrified and cry
"Monster!" when others do what we ourselves refrain from doing only
through lack of the bad courage.
No man is a hero who is not a hero to his valet; and no woman a lady
unless her maid thinks so. Margaret Severence's new maid Selina was
engaged to be married; the lover had gone on a spree, had started a free
fight in the streets, and had got himself into jail for a fortnight. It
was the first week of his imprisonment, and Selina had committed a
series of faults intolerable in a maid. She sent Margaret to a ball with
a long tear in her skirt; she let her go out, open in the back, both in
blouse and in placket; she upset a cup of hot CAFÉ AU LAIT on her arm;
finally she tore a strap off a shoe as she was fastening it on
Margaret's foot. Though no one has been able to fathom it, there must be
a reason for the perversity whereby our outbursts of anger against any
seriously-offending fellow-being always break on some trivial offense,
never on one of the real and deep causes of wrath. Margaret, though
ignorant of her maid's secret grief and shame, had borne patiently the
sins of omission and commission, only a few of which are catalogued
above; this, though the maid, absorbed in her woe, had not even
apologized for a single one of them. On the seventh day of discomforts
and disasters Margaret lost her temper at the triviality of the ripping
off of the shoe-strap, and poured out upon Selina not only all her
resentment against her but also all that she had been storing up since
the beginning of the season against life and destiny. Selina sat on the
floor stupefied; Margaret, a very incarnation of fury, raged up and down
the room, venting every and any insult a naturally caustic wit
suggested. "And," she wound up, "I want you to clear out at once. I'll
send you your month's wages. I can't give you a character--except for
honesty. I'll admit, you are too stupid to steal. Clear out, and never
let me see you again."
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