The First Canadians in France: The Chronicle of a Military Hospital in the War ZoneBell, F. McKelvey (Frederick McKelvey)
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The First Canadians in France: The Chronicle of a Military Hospital in the War Zone
Bell, F. McKelvey (Frederick McKelvey)
World War, 1914-1918 -- Hospitals -- France; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
The "lady-chauffeur" was one of that eccentric, but interesting, band of
mannish Englishwomen who invaded France in the early days of the war,
and who have done wonders toward making Tommy’s life in a foreign land
agreeable. Intelligent, highly educated, remarkably indifferent to the
opinion of the outside world, Miss Granville was a character worth more
than a passing glance. Her toque was always pulled well over her ears,
her thick, short grey woollen skirt had two immense pockets in the
front, into which her hands, when not otherwise engaged, were always
deeply thrust. A long cigarette invariably drooped from the corner of
her pretty, but determined mouth, and she walked with a swinging,
athletic stride. Romance might have passed her by unnoticed; but the
world could not ignore her—she was too much a part of it. Some innate
chivalry impelled Tim to step across and offer his assistance to the
fair one in distress.
"Kin I be any help to ye, Miss?" he enquired, as he stooped down and
peered underneath the car at the little lady who, stretched at full
length upon, her back, was smoking a cigarette and at the same time
screwing home an unruly nut.
"Oh! Is that you, Tim?" she remarked without removing the cigarette or
taking her eyes off her work. "No, thanks, I think not—this is a
woman’s job."
"Ladies does queer stunts in France," Tim commented meditatively; "we
ain’t taken advantage uv dem in Canada de way we ought. See how de
womens here, carries wood on dere backs, an’, look at dem fish-women
ketchin’ skrimps in de sea. Gee, de gals to home ain’t never seed real
work!"
"You should train them, Tim. It’s all a matter of up-bringing. Won’t
you have a cigarette?" she replied as she thrust a long open silver case
out from under the car toward him. Tim extracted an Egyptian of a size
such as he had never seen before.
"T’ankee, Miss—dat’s a smoke fer a prince."
"That was the intention, Timothy," she remarked casually; and then came
an unexpected question: "Do ladies in Canada smoke, Tim?"
Tim was visibly embarrassed. "Not sich as we _calls_ ladies, Miss," he
stammered; and then realising that he had made a _faux pas_ he blundered
on—"that is, Miss, I mean t’ say—"
A rippling laugh from beneath the car cut short further explanation.
"Tim, Tim," she cried mockingly, "what a sad courtier you would
make—you’re too deliciously truthful."
Poor Tim was red with chagrin.
"I don’ know wot a kertyer is," he replied defensively; "I’m a
hod-carrier meself."
"Stick to it, lad," she laughed, "the hod lost one of its best exponents
when you came to the war."
But the colonel now appeared at the door, and Tim, with a hasty adieu to
his fair tormentor, sprang across the road. When we were all snugly
tucked in the car, he stood for a moment looking ruefully toward the
cause of his recent embarrassment.
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