The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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The Forgery; or, Best Intentions.
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
Fiction
"Haven't time, my dear aunt--haven't time," he said. "I'll tell you
all about Kellnerins and Brixens by-and-by, if you're a good girl.
Just now, I've got a particular friend and travelling companion in the
carriage with me--Mr. Winkworth--the most extraordinary piece of
yellow skin and dry bones you ever saw. He comes from Egypt; and I
have brought him over, intending to present him to the British Museum
or the Zoological Society, either as an extraordinary and almost
unique specimen of the fossil man, or the only instance in Europe of
the living mummy. I must bring him up-stairs and introduce him to you,
and you must ask him to dinner. I've invited him already in your name:
was not that a kind, considerate nephew?"
"Impossible, my dear Charles!" exclaimed Lady Fleetwood, in a great
flutter. "I am really not prepared--you forget, my dear boy, my small
means. I am not always ready to receive people at dinner: a stranger,
too! There is no turbot--nothing but some slices of cod and----"
"Never mind, never mind, my dear aunt. It will do quite well. Cod is
excellent," exclaimed Charles Marston. "I have not tasted cod for a
year and a half, and I'll answer for it my mummy has not seen such a
thing since he was cook to one of the Ptolemies--I forget which, but
he'll tell you all about it. I'll go and bring him.--Heaven and earth!
I do believe the carriage is driving off."
And down-stairs he ran as fast as possible, but only to see his
carriage-and-four driving round the square at a very rapid rate.
"Why, where are they gone? What the devil's the matter with them?"
cried Charles.
"The gentleman inside told the boys to drive him to Lloyd's Hotel,
sir," said Lady Fleetwood's servant--"just on the opposite side, sir.
The carriage will be back in a minute."
"Well, the old gentleman must have his own way, I suppose," said
Charles Marston; "and so I'll go up to my dear aunt again."
"Well, now, my dear aunt, he's gone," continued the nephew, in a mock
reproachful tone. "I am quite sure he heard all you said, and thought
it very inhospitable."
"Nonsense, Charles! he could not hear, I am sure," replied Lady
Fleetwood, going to the window to see if it were open. "Is that your
carriage? Why, it is loaded like a wagon."
"Well it may be," answered her nephew, "or more like a stage-coach
licensed to carry twelve outside, for there are the nine Muses
and the three Graces. I am afraid it would come under the penalties
of the act, however; for there are moreover two or three Apollos,
half-a-dozen Venuses, to say nothing of Seneca and Aristides, Osiris,
and Acis and Galatea. I intend, my dear aunt, to have them all
arranged here in this very drawing-room. Your room will look like a
Walhalla, or a studio, or a Greek temple, or Spode's manufactory, or a
stone-mason's shop; and you shall have a helmet, and a shield, and an
owl, and pass for Minerva."
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