The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful TalesLoomis, Charles Battell
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The Four-Masted Cat-Boat, and Other Truthful Tales
Loomis, Charles Battell
American fiction -- 19th century; Humorous stories, American; Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“It was this way,” Silas went on. “Seth allers was purty slick at
han’lin’ tools, an’ Zenas Jordan was foreman of the shop, an’ he
offered Seth a place there at twelve dollars a week, which was
purty good pay an’ more ’n Seth could make outside, ’thout it was
hayin’-time. I met him on his way to work fust mornin’. ‘Well, luck’s
with you this time, Seth,’ says I. ‘Sh!’ says he. ‘Don’t say thet,
or I’ll lose my job sure. It’s jes better ’n nothin’, thet’s all.
_Don’t_ call it good luck’; an’ he laafed an’ went along a-whistlin’.
B’ Gosht! ef the blamed ol’ shop didn’t burn daown thet very night,
an’, ez ye know, they never rebuilt. Seth he come to me nex’ day, an’
he says, kinder reproachful: ‘You’d orter held yer tongue, Silas.
I’d be’n hopin’ thet was a stroke er luck thet hed hit me by mistake,
an’ I wasn’t goin’ to whisper its name for fear it’d reckernize me
an’ leave me, and you hed to go an’ yell it aout when ye met me.’”
And Silas laughed heartily at recollection of the whimsicality.
“Cur’us, ain’t it, what a grudge luck doos hev against some men?”
remarked Jed, rubbing his smooth chin meditatively.
Far down the valley I heard the faint whistle of a locomotive.
“Las’ story they tell ’baout Seth ’s this,” Silas said, rising and
stretching himself, and then leaning against the wall of the station.
“He’s a very good judge o’ poultry, an’, in fac’, he gin’ally judges
at the caounty fair every fall. Well, a man daown in Ansony told him
he’d pay him ten dollars apiece for a couple of fine thoroughbred
Plymouth Rock roosters. Seth knowed a man daown Smithfield way named
Jones thet owned some full-blooded stock, but ez he on’y kep’ ’em
fer home use he didn’t set a fancy price on ’em, an’ Seth knowed
he could git ’em fer seventy-five cents or a dollar apiece. Well,
it happened a day or two later he was engaged to do a day’s work
fer this man Jones, an’ he went daown there. He see two all-fired
fine roosters a-struttin’ raound the place, an’ he cal’lated to buy
them; but fer some reason he didn’t say nothin’ ’baout it jes then to
Jones, but went to work at choppin’ or sawin’ or whatever it was he
was doin’.”
“Said nothin’, did he? _Must_ ha’ sawed wood, then,” interrupted Jed,
looking over at me and winking.
“Sure! Well, when it kem time fer dinner he hed got up a good
appetite, an’ he was glad to set daown to table, fer Jones is a purty
good feeder an’ likes to see people hev enough. Hed stewed chicken
fer dinner, an’ Seth says he never enjoyed any so much in his life.
After dinner he says, ‘By the way, Jones, what’ll ye take fer those
two Plymouth Rock roosters ’t I saw this mornin’?’ Jones bust aout
a-laafin’, an’ he says, ‘Ye kin take what’s left on ’em home in a
basket an’ welcome!’ Blamed ef Seth hedn’t be’n eatin’ a dinner that
cost him nigh on to twenty dollars.”
“Thet _must_ hev riled him some,” remarked Jed.
“No, sir; he never seemed to realize the sitooation.”
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