The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Babs appeared in Mayfair at the age of seventeen, and instantly took the
town by storm, in virtue of her authentic and audacious vitality. She
had the face of a Sir Joshua Reynolds angel, the figure of a Botticelli
one, the tongue of a _gamin_, and the spirits of an everlasting
carnival. Her laugh, the very sound of that delicious enjoyment, set the
drawing-room in a roar, and her conversation the smoking-room, where
she was quite at home--there was never anyone so complete as she, never
such an apple of attractiveness, of which all could have a slice. She
would ride in the Row of a morning, call the policeman, who wanted to
take her name on the score of excessive velocity, ‘Arthur dear,’ and
remind him how she had danced in the cause of police old-age pensions at
Clerkenwell (which was perfectly true), thus melting his austere heart.
Then, as like as not, she would get off her horse at the far end of the
ladies’ mile, and put on it an exhausted governess, with orders to the
groom to see her safe home to Bayswater. Then she would sit on the rail,
ask a passer-by for a cigarette, and hold a little court of adorers,
male and female alike, until her horse came back again. She would, in
rare intervals of fatigue, go to bed about four o’clock in the morning,
when her mother was giving a ball in Prince’s Gate, and stand on the
balcony outside her bedroom in her nightgown, and talk to the remaining
guests as they left the house, shrieking good wishes, and blowing
kisses. Or if the fit so took her, instead of going to bed she would
change her ball-dress for a riding-habit, go down to the mews with
Charlie or Tommy or Harry, or indeed with Bertha or Florrie or Madge
(fitting these latter up with other habits) and start for a ride in the
break of the summer morning, returning hungry and dewy to breakfast.
Wherever she went the world laughed with her; she enhaloed all she shone
upon. Chiefly did she shine upon Charlie Gordon, who, in the measure of
a man, was a like comet to herself. He was some five years older than
she, and they expected to marry each other when the fun became less fast
and furious. In the interval, among other things, they had a
swimming-race across the Serpentine one early August morning, and she
won by two lengths. An angry Humane Society boat jabbed at them with
hooks in order to rescue them. These they evaded.
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