"It's no laughing matter for the public, my dear; they can't get rid of me and my pill; they must take us. There is not a single form of appeal in the whole range of human advertisement which I am not making to the unfortunate public at this moment. Hire the last novel--there I am inside the covers of the book; send for the last song--the instant you open the leaves I drop out of it; take a cab--I fly in at the windows in red; buy a box of tooth-powders at the chemists--I wrap it up in blue; show yourself at the theatre--I flutter down from the galleries in yellow. The mere titles of my advertisements are quite irresistible. Let me quote a few from last week's issue. Proverbial title: 'A pill in time saves nine.' Familiar title: 'Excuse me, how is your stomach?' Patriotic title: 'What are the three characteristics of a true-born Englishman?--his hearth, his home, and his pill;' etc. "The place in which I make my pill is an advertisement in itself. I have one of the largest shops in London. Behind the counter, visible to the public through the lucid medium of plate glass, are four and twenty young men, in white aprons, making the pill. Behind another, four and twenty making the boxes. At the bottom of the shop are three elderly accountants, posting the vast financial transactions accruing from the pill, in three enormous ledgers. Over the door are my name, portrait, and autograph, expanded to colossal proportions, and surrounded, in flowing letters, the motto of the establishment: 'DOWN WITH THE DOCTORS.' Mrs. Wragge contributes her quota to this prodigious enterprise. She is the celebrated woman whom I have cured of indescribable agonies, from every complaint under the sun. Her _portrait_ is engraved on all the wrappers, with the following inscription: 'Before she took the pill,' etc." [In this country we are familiar with the ghostly looking picture of a man, the said proprietor of a medicine, "before he took the pill" (aloes), and "after;" the "after" being represented by a ridiculous extreme of muscular and adipose tissue.]