The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
Oh, this would ruin me with Valma! oh, if your lordship hasn't any
feeling for me, don't let Valma think that I'm a--that I'm--! [_Going
down on her knees before him._] Oh, I won't tell on you! I promise I
won't, if you'll only let me go! I will hold my tongue about you and the
Duchess! I take my solemn oath I'll hold my tongue!
QUEX.
[_Rising._] Ha! [_Calmly._] No, my dear Sophy, I wasn't aware that your
_fiancé_ is in the house. So the situation comes home to you a little
more poignantly now, does it?
SOPHY.
[_Rising and going to the passage-door._] Unlock the door! where's the
key?
QUEX.
Wait, wait, wait! And you're going to keep your mouth shut after all,
are you?
SOPHY.
[_Rattling the door-handle._] Yes, yes, Unlock it!
QUEX.
Don't be in such a hurry.
SOPHY.
I give you my sacred word--
QUEX.
[_Thoughtfully._] Tsch, tsch, tsch! [_Sharply, with a snap of the
fingers._] Yes--by Jove--! [_Pointing to the chair by the
writing-table._] Sit down. [_Imperatively._] Sit down. [_She sits,
wonderingly. He goes to the table, selects a plain sheet of paper and
lays it before her. Then he hands her a pen._] Write as I tell you.
SOPHY.
[_Tremblingly._] What?
QUEX.
[_Pointing to the ink._] Ink. [_Dictating._] "My lord." [_She writes; he
walks about as he dictates._] "My lord. I am truly obliged to you--"
SOPHY
Yes.
QUEX.
"For your great liberality--"
SOPHY.
[_Turning._] Eh?
QUEX.
[_Sternly._] Go on. [_She writes._] "For your great liberality, and in
once more availing myself of it I quite understand--"
SOPHY.
[_Weakly._] Oh! [_After writing._] Yes.
QUEX.
"I quite understand that our friendship comes to an end." [_She rises
and faces him._] Go on.
SOPHY.
Our friendship!
QUEX.
Yes.
SOPHY.
Our--_friendship_!
QUEX.
Yes.
SOPHY.
I won't.
QUEX.
Very well.
SOPHY.
How dare you try to make me write such a thing! [_He turns from her and,
book in hand, resumes his recumbent position on the sofa. She approaches
him, falteringly._] What would you do with that, if I did write it?
QUEX.
Simply hold it in my possession, as security for your silence, until
after my marriage with Miss Eden; then return it to you.
SOPHY.
Oh, won't your lordship trust me?
QUEX.
[_Contemptuously._] Trust you! [_After a pause, she returns to the
writing-table and takes up her pen again._] Where were we?
SOPHY.
[_Feebly._] "I quite understand--"
QUEX.
"That our friendship comes to an end." [_She writes. He rises and looks
over her shoulder._] "While thanking you again for past and present
favours--"
SOPHY.
[_Groaning as she writes._] Oh! oh!
QUEX.
"I undertake not to approach or annoy you in the future--"
SOPHY.
Oh!
QUEX.
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