Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
the treasury, but it only meant, after all, changing the combination
a little, and beyond the trouble of moving some favorite old desk
chairs, which had molded themselves to rheumatic backs, from one side
of the court-house to the other, the ring remained undisturbed in that
ancient, life-giving pile. Of course they had to find a new candidate
for prosecuting attorney every six years, but, fortunately, the crop of
young lawyers is one that never fails, whatever party is in power down
in Washington.
And so, among a virgin electorate, the advent of a campaign fund was
an impressive event. The people felt that they had entered upon a new
era in their political life, just as they did when the council bought
the new fire apparatus and began to agitate the question of bonding
the town for water-works--a proposition, by the way, upon which the
leading citizens sat down quickly enough, because it meant taxes--while
the line of loafers leaning against the court-house fence increased,
waiting for the distribution. They had vague notions about a campaign
fund in Macochee. The amount was reputed to be five hundred dollars,
and, technically, it was in the custody of the court-house ring, but
as they had never had a campaign fund to disburse before, and could
not decide how to proceed, it was temporarily locked in the county
treasurer’s vault, where, not being interest on the public moneys,
it was comparatively safe. Meanwhile they were sticking closer than
brothers. They would not allow one of their number out of their sight.
They went to their meals in relays, and held night sessions in the
treasury, losing sleep and rest, so that all their latent diseases,
rheumatics, phthisis, lumbago, gravel, and so on, were aggravated. They
became cross, jealous and suspicious, full of envy, debate, deceit,
malignity; whisperers, back-biters, despiteful, proud, boasters,
inventors of evil things. They swore as they had not sworn since the
battle of Port Republic. They cursed each other, they cursed Horace
Goddard, and when these subjects failed, they cursed young Halliday.
Young Halliday was at the bottom of all the deviltry in Macochee. He
had not been out of Harvard a month before all the good people in the
town were wagging their heads sadly and saying: “Tsck! Tsck! Tsck!” He
parted his hair in the middle. He brought home a habit of dropping his
r’s, and of pronouncing his a’s with a broad accent, as, for instance,
when he said “rawther;” he smoked cigarettes, puffed a heavy brier
pipe, wore red neckties and knickerbockers, and he drank beer. And he
did something else, something that struck the moral fiber of the town
on the raw. He changed his politics and became a Democrat!
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