The Impudent Comedian, & OthersMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Impudent Comedian, & Others
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Celebrities -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
The little lady went slowly to the door; when there she cast an
appealing glance at Mrs. Abington; but the latter had picked up her copy
of the new comedy, and was apparently studying the contents. With a sigh
Mrs. Lewis opened the door and went out.
“Foolish child! She will have to buy her experience of men, as her
sisters buy theirs,” cried Mrs. Abington, throwing away the book.
She rose from her seat and yawned, stretching out her arms. As she
recovered herself, her eyes rested on a charcoal sketch of herself in
the character Sir Harry Wildair, in “The Constant Couple,” done by Sir
Joshua Reynolds' pupil, Northcote. She gave a little start, then ran to
the door, and called out to Mrs. Lewis, who had not had time to get to
the foot of the stairs.
“Come back for one moment, madam,” cried Mrs. Abington over the
banisters, and when Mrs. Lewis returned, she said: “I called you back to
tell you to be ready dressed for the Gardens on Monday night. I will
accompany you thither in my coach.”
“You mean that you will--”
“Go away now, like a good child. Ask no more questions till Monday
night.”
She went away, and on the Monday night she was dressed to go to
Vauxhall, when the room in which she was waiting was entered by an
extremely handsome and splendidly dressed young gentleman, who had all
the swagger of one of the beaux of the period, as he advanced to her
smirking.
“I protest, sir,” cried Mrs. Lewis, starting up; “you have made a
mistake. I have not the honour of your acquaintance.”
“'Fore Gad, my charmer, you assume the airs of an innocent miss with
amazing ability,” smirked her visitor. “My name, madam, is Wildair, at
your service, and I would fain hope that you will accept my poor escort
to the Gardens.”
A puzzled look was on Mrs. Lewis's face as the gallant began to speak,
but gradually this expression disappeared. She clapped her hands
together girlishly, and then threw herself back on a chair, roaring with
laughter.
II.
The next day at the playhouse Mrs. Abington met Lee Lewis with a
reproachful look. She had written to him on the Saturday, expressing her
regret that she could not go with him to the Gardens, but assuring him
that she would be there, and charging him to look for her.
“I thought you would believe it worth your while to keep an eye open for
me last night, sir,” she now said. “But I dare say you found some metal
more attractive elsewhere.”
“By heavens! I waited for you for an hour on the lantern walk, but you
did not appear,” cried Lewis.
“An hour? only an hour?” said the lady. “And pray how did you pass the
rest of the time?”
“A strange thing happened,” said Lewis, after a pause. “I was amazed to
see my wife there--or one whom I took to be my wife.”
“Ah, sir, these mistakes are of common occurrence,” laughed Mrs.
Abington. “Was she, like her husband, alone?”
“No, that's the worst of it; she was by the side of a handsome young
fellow in a pink coat embroidered with silver.”
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