The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
"Make much of your steed, Robert Shurland! Make much of your steed!"
cried the hag, shaking at him her long and bony finger. "Groom to the
hide, and corn to the manger! He has saved your life, Robert Shurland,
for the nonce; but he shall yet be the means of your losing it, for all
that!"
The Baron started: "What's that you say, you old faggot?"--He ran round
by his horse's tail;--the woman was gone!
The Baron paused; his great soul was not to be shaken by trifles; he
looked around him, and solemnly ejaculated the word "Humbug!"--then
slinging the bridle across his arm, walked slowly on in the direction
of the castle.
The appearance, and still more the disappearance, of the crone,
had however made an impression; every step he took he became more
thoughtful. "'Twould be deuced provoking, though, if he _should_
break my neck after all."--He turned and gazed at Dolphin with the
scrutinizing eye of a veterinary surgeon.--"I'll be shot if he is not
groggy!" said the Baron.
With his lordship, like another great Commander, "Once to be in doubt,
was once to be resolved:" it would never do to go to the wars on a
rickety prad. He dropped the rein, drew forth Tickletoby, and, as the
enfranchised Dolphin, good easy horse, stretched out his ewe-neck to
the herbage, struck off his head at a single blow. "There, you lying
old beldame!" said the Baron, "now take him away to the knacker's."
* * * * *
Three years were come and gone. King Edward's French wars were over;
both parties, having fought till they came to a standstill, shook
hands; and the quarrel, as usual, was patched up by a royal marriage.
This happy event gave his Majesty leisure to turn his attention to
Scotland, where things, through the intervention of William Wallace,
were looking rather queerish. As his reconciliation with Philip now
allowed of his fighting the Scotch in peace and quietness, the monarch
lost no time in marching his long legs across the border, and the short
ones of the Baron followed him of course. At Falkirk, Tickletoby was in
great request; and in the year following, we find a contemporary poet
hinting at his master's prowess under the walls of Caerlaverock,
Ovec eus fu achiminez
Li beau Robert de Shurland
Ki kant seoit sur le cheval
Ne sembloit home ke someille.
A quatrain which Mr. Simpkinson translates,
"With them was marching
The good Robert de Shurland,
Who, when seated on horseback,
Does not resemble a man asleep!"
So thoroughly awake, indeed, does he seem to have proved himself, that
the bard subsequently exclaims, in an ecstasy of admiration,
Si ie estoie une pucelette
Je li donrie ceur et cors
Tant est de lu bons li recors.
"If I were a young maiden,
I would give my heart and person,
So great is his fame!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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