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Eastman smiled. He was young, totally bald, the moral dome of his skull
rising white above visionary eyes and a serious auburn beard. He
was clothed in a bleak, smooth slate-gray suit, and at any climax of
emphasis he lifted slightly upon his toes and relaxed again, shutting
his lips tight on the finished sentence. “Your question,” said he, “has
often perplexed me. Sometimes they seem to prefer verse; sometimes prose
stirs them greatly. We shall have a liberal crop of both this year. I am
proud to tell you I have augmented our number of strawberry speakers by
nearly fifty per cent.”
“How many will there be?” said I.
“Eleven. You might wish some could be excused. But I let them speak to
stimulate their interest in culture. Will you not take dinner with me,
gentlemen? I was just sitting down when little Josey Yeatts brought me
out.”
We were glad to do this, and he opened another can of corned beef for
us. “I cannot offer you wine, sir,” said he to me, “though I am aware it
is a general habit in luxurious homes.” And he tightened his lips.
“General habit wherever they don't prefer whiskey,” said Stuart.
“I fear so,” the school-master replied, smiling. “That poison shall
never enter my house, gentlemen, any more than tobacco. And as I cannot
reform the adults of Sharon, I am doing what I can for their children.
Little Hugh Straight is going to say his 'Lochinvar' very pleasingly,
Mr. Stuart. I went over it with him last night. I like them to be word
perfect,” he continued to me, “as failures on exhibition night elicit
unfavorable comment.”
“And are we to expect failures also?” I inquired.
“Reuben Gadsden is likely to mortify us. He is an earnest boy, but
nervous; and one or two others. But I have limited their length. Reuben
Gadsden's father declined to have his boy cut short, and he will give
us a speech of Burke's; but I hope for the best. It narrows down, it
narrows down. Guy Jeffries and Leola Mattern are the two.”
“The parents seem to take keen interest,” said I.
Mr. Eastman smiled at Stuart. “We have no reason to suppose they have
changed since last year,” said he. “Why, sir,” he suddenly exclaimed,
“if I did not feel I was doing something for the young generation
here, I should leave Sharon to-morrow! One is not appreciated, not
appreciated.”
He spoke fervently of various local enterprises, his failures, his
hopes, his achievements; and I left his house honoring him, but
amazed--his heart was so wide and his head so narrow; a man who would
purify with simultaneous austerity the morals of Lochinvar and of
Sharon.
“About once a month,” said Stuart, “I run against a new side he is blind
on. Take his puzzlement as to whether they prefer verse or prose. Queer
and dumb of him that, you see. Sharon does not know the difference
between verse and prose.”
“That's going too far,” said I.
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