The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 3, September 1837
Various
Periodicals
In addition to these grievances, the drudgery of preparing matter for
his paper soon became sickening. At times, heavy demands were made
on his exhausted brain; and then the ungentle efforts to lash his
mind into a fury; to spread the wings of an imagination borne down
by lassitude; to wake up reluctant thought; were most unpleasant.
And yet he knew it must be done, and that his readers would judge
him by his weakness rather than his strength. This knowledge, with
his desire to please, placed him often in a dilemma which nothing
but kindred experience can appreciate. When he was in the mood,
composition was an agreeable occupation; but when draft after draft
had been made upon his labors, a sense of fatigue would come over
him, and he knew that the stream of thought yet in motion under such
cloudy auspices, would reflect but little brilliancy on the vision
of his readers. The misery of editorship is, that one dull article
will receive more reprobation than a score of successful ones can
remove. Men are prone to judge of things by the worst lights. The
virtue which one practices, will seldom be considered expiatory of
his vices; the day is judged of by the minute of cloud, rather than
the hour of sunshine; and a line of dulness will condemn a page of
vivacity. We look at the specks on the sun, the mole on the cheek
of beauty, and the blemish on the statue otherwise perfect in its
symmetry.
Often, while revelling in visions of happiness, Frank would be
recalled to his earthly duties, by the entrance of the boy from the
printing-office, y'clept, _par excellence_, the devil. Every editor
is aware of the felicity which these intrusions into his sanctum
afford. Fixed in his arm-chair, with a horizontal line of leg before
him, while his fancy is with his sweet-heart, or his wife and little
ones, as the case may be, he feels quite comfortable. At the next
instant, all his glistening thoughts and fairy fancies are 'knocked
into _pi_,' by the entrance of the imp of the printing-office, with a
face streaked with ink, round-aboutless and vestless, and having on a
pair of inexpressibles hitched up on one side by a twine string, who
shrieks out, in a merciless tone, 'I'm come for copy, Sir!' Cowper
said that the bray of an ass was the only unmusical sound in nature;
but the poet had never experienced the discord occasioned to an
editor's mind, by an inopportune demand for 'copy,' or he would have
make one more exception.
Often did Frank hold with the dirty-faced urchin such a dialogue as
the following:
_Devil._ 'They want more copy, Sir.'
_Frank._ 'What's become of that I sent before?'
_Devil._ 'It's used up, Sir.'
_Frank._ 'Isn't it enough?'
_Devil._ 'Not by a jug-full, Sir.'
_Frank._ 'How much more is wanting?'
_Devil._ 'Three columns, Sir.'
_Frank._ 'When will it be wanted?'
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