Attorney and client -- Fiction; Legal stories; Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“Mrs. Barker would be very sorry to be compelled to send her children
elsewhere,” he said solemnly, with the air of one who utters a dire
threat.
“I should be glad to teach your little girls upon the same terms as I
do my other pupils,” said Elizabeth, quietly. “But if my regulations
are unsatisfactory, you had better send them elsewhere.”
Horace Barker was a man who prided himself on his deportment. He would
no more have condescended to express himself with irate impetuosity
than he would have permitted his closely cropped beard to exceed the
limits which he imposed upon it. He simply bowed stiffly, and turning
to the Misses Barker, who, under the supervision of a nurse, whom they
had been taught to address by her patronymic Thompson instead of by
her Christian name Bridget, had been open-mouthed listeners to the
dialogue, said, “Come, children.”
It so happened that as Mr. Horace Barker and the Misses Barker
descended the steps of the late Mr. Cherrington’s house, they came
plump upon Mr. Homer Ramsay, who was taking his morning stroll. The
old gentleman was standing leaning on his cane, glaring across the
street; and, by way of acknowledging that he perceived his first
cousin once removed, he raised the cane, and, pointing in the line of
his scowling gaze, ejaculated:
“This street is going to perdition. As though it weren’t enough to
have a school opposite me, a fellow has had the impudence to put his
doctor’s sign right next door to my house--an oculist, he calls
himself. In my day, a man who was fit to call himself a doctor could
set a leg, or examine your eyes, or tell what was the matter with your
throat, and not leave you so very much the wiser even then; but now
there’s a different kind of quack for every ache and pain in our
bodies.”
“We live in a progressive world, Cousin Homer,” said Mr. Barker,
placing his eyeglass astride his nose to examine the obnoxious sign
across the way. “Dr. James Clay, Oculist,” he read aloud,
indifferently.
“Progressive fiddlesticks, Cousin Horace. A fig for your oculists and
your dermatologists and all the rest of your specialists! I have
managed to live to be seventy-five, and I never had anybody prescribe
for me but a good old-fashioned doctor, thank Heaven! And I’m not dead
yet, as the speculators who have their eyes on my house and are
waiting for me to die will find out.” Mr. Ramsay scowled ferociously;
then casting a sweeping glance from under his eyebrows at the little
girls, he said, “Cousin Horace, if your children don’t have better
health than their mother, they might as well be dead. Do they go
there?” he asked, indicating the school-house with his cane.
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