The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
The bride was the daughter of a famous politician, and I am sure
that in point of beauty and tasteful dress she might have passed
muster at Tuxedo. She was tall, graceful, and very young--not more
than seventeen. One could see traces of her Hebrew lineage in her
exquisitely lovely face, and I am sure she was well dressed, because
she wore nothing that in any way detracted from her rare beauty or was
offensive to the eye.
She had been brought up near the corner of the Bowery and Hester
Street, in the very centre of one of the most vicious and depraved
quarters of the town; and as I talked with her that night she told
me how most of her childhood had been spent playing with her little
brothers and sisters in the garden which her father had built for them
on the roof of the house in which they lived, and on the ground floor
of which he kept the saloon which laid the foundations of his present
political influence. She spoke simply and in good English, and one
could easily see how carefully she had been shielded from all knowledge
even of that which went on around her.
An extraordinary company had assembled to witness the ceremony and
take part in the festivities which followed, and as I sat beside two
brilliant, shrewd, worldly-wise Hebrews of my acquaintance we remarked
that it would be a long while before we could expect to see another
such gathering. The most important of the guests were those high in
political authority or in the police department, men whose election
districts are the modern prototype of the English “pocket boroughs” of
the last century; while the humblest of them all, and the merriest as
well, was the deaf-and-dumb boot-black of a down-town police court,
who appeared in the unwonted splendor of a suit which he had hired
especially for the occasion, and to which was attached a gorgeous
plated watch-chain. “Dummy” had never been to dancing-school, but he
was an adept in the art of sliding across the floor, and he showed his
skill between the different sets, uttering unintelligible cries of
delight and smiling blandly upon his acquaintances as he glided swiftly
by them.
Several of the gentlemen present had “done time” in previous years, and
others--John Y. McKane for example--have since then been “sent away.”
I saw one guest wink pleasantly at a police captain who was standing
near him and then slyly “lift” the watch from a friend’s pocket, merely
to show that he had not lost his skill. A moment later he awakened a
little innocent mirth by asking his unsuspecting friend what time it
was.
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