The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"I don't see what's so funny about that! Mr. Bassford was walking the
floor with that message when I came to the office. He said papa and the
state were both going to be ruined. There's a quarter of a million
dollars to be paid on bonds that are coming due June first, and there
isn't any money to pay them with. That's what he said. And Mr. Foster
is the state treasurer, and he's gone fishing."
"Fishing?"
"He left word he had gone fishing. Mr. Foster and papa don't get along
together, and Mr. Bassford says he's run off just to let those bonds
default and bring disgrace on papa and the state."
Ardmore's grin broadened. The Appleweight case was insignificant
compared with this new business with which he was confronted. He was
vaguely conscious that bonds have a way of coming due, and that there is
such a thing as credit in the world, and that it is something that must
not be trifled with; but these considerations did not weigh heavily with
him. For the first time in his uneventful life vengeance unsheathed her
sword in his tranquil soul. Billings had always treated him with
contempt, as a negligible factor in the Ardmore millions, and here at
last was an opportunity to balance accounts.
"I will show you how to fix Billings. Just let me have one of those
blanks."
And after much labor, and with occasional suggestions from Miss Jerry,
the following message was presently ready for the wires:
Your infamous imputation upon my honor and that of the state shall
meet with the treatment it deserves. I defy you to do your worst.
If you come into North Carolina or bring legal proceedings for the
collection of your bonds I will fill you so full of buckshot that
forty men will not be strong enough to carry you to your grave.
"Isn't that perfectly grand!" murmured Jerry admiringly. "But I thought
your family and the Bronx Loan and Trust Company were the same thing.
That's what Rutherford Gillingwater told me once."
"You are quite right. Billings works for us. Before I came of age he
used to make me ask his permission when I wanted to buy a new necktie,
and when I was in college he was always fussing over my bills, and
humiliating me when he could."
"But you mustn't make him so mad that he will cause papa trouble and
bring disgrace on our administration."
"Don't you worry about Billings. He is used to having people get down on
their knees to him, and the change will do him good. When he gets over
his first stroke of apoplexy he will lock himself in a dark room and
begin to think hard about what to do. He usually does all the bluffing,
and I don't suppose anybody ever talked to him like this telegram in all
his life. Where is this man Foster?"
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