The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
The infatuated Baron had already begun to dread the inevitable hour of
separation, and this piece of good fortune put him into the highest
spirits. He felt so amiable towards the whole world that when the four
went out for a stroll in the afternoon he lingered for a minute by Lady
Grillyer’s side, and in that minute Mr Bunker and Lady Alicia were out of
hail ahead. The Baron’s face fell.
“Shall I come down to this place?” said Mr Bunker.
“Would you like to?”
“I should be sorry,” he replied, “to part with—the Baron.”
Lady Alicia had expected a slightly different ending to this sentence, and
so, to tell the truth, Mr Bunker had intended.
“Oh, if you can’t stay away from the Baron, you had better go.”
“It is certainly very hard to tear myself away from so charming a person
as the Baron; perhaps you can feel for me?”
“I think he is very—nice.”
“He thinks you very nice.”
“Does he?” said Lady Alicia, with great indifference, and a moment later
changed the subject.
Meanwhile the Baron was growing very uneasy. Of course it was quite
natural that Mr Bunker should find it pleasant to walk for a few minutes
by the side of the fairest creature on earth, and very possibly he was
artfully pleading his friend’s cause. Yet the Baron felt uneasy. He
remembered Mr Bunker’s invariable success with the gentler sex, his wit,
his happy smile, and his good looks; and he began to wish most sincerely
that these fascinations were being exercised on the now somewhat
breathless Countess, for his efforts to overtake the pair in front had
both annoyed and exhausted Lady Grillyer.
“Need we walk quite so fast, Baron?” she suggested; and Lady Grillyer’s
suggestions were of the kind that are evidently meant to be acted upon.
“Ach, I did forged,” said the Baron, absently, and without further remark
he slackened his pace for a few yards and then was off again.
“You were telling me,” gasped the Countess, “of something you thought
of—doing when—you went—home.”
“Zo? Oh yes, it vas—Teufel! I do not remember.”
“Really, Baron,” said the Countess, decidedly, “I cannot go any farther at
this rate. Let us turn. The others will be turning too, in a minute.”
In fact the unlucky Baron had clean run Lady Grillyer’s maternal instincts
off their feet, and he suffered for it by seeing nothing of either his
friend or his charmer for an hour and a half.
That night he accepted Sir Richard’s invitation, but said nothing whatever
about bringing a friend.
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