Chauffeurs -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Short stories
"Pity we haven't got the rope I towed you with the other day," he said
suddenly; and at that I started up as though he had hit me.
"The rope--where did you carry it?"
"It was in the tool-box," he answered, still quite calm.
I think I shouted out at that--I know I was crying like a woman a
minute afterwards. The tool-box! Why, it lay there, against the rock,
before my very nose, the d----d fool! And the very rope which had
first brought our friendship about: was it accident or destiny which
put it into my hands, and did Ferdinand do right or wrong to say I
brought him luck?
I shan't answer these questions--for he was sitting beside me less than
two minutes afterwards, and we were hugging each other like brothers.
* * * * *
Maisa Hubbard's friend didn't get first to Vienna, and pleased enough I
was. Whether Ferdy just imagined that she had an evil influence over
him, or whether it is true that some women are the mistresses of men's
destiny, I don't pretend to say. The story is there to speak for
itself.
And Maisa, I may add, is in the halfpenny papers. Do you remember that
famous case of Lord--but perhaps it isn't my place to speak about that?
[1] The names of the driver, Ferdinand, and the car, the Modena, have
been substituted by the Editor for those in Mr. Britten's own
narrative. The reasons for this will be obvious to the reader.
V
THE BASKET IN THE BOUNDARY ROAD
The doctors will tell you sometimes that motoring is good for the
nerves; and since so many of them now buy cars, and there's no man like
a doctor for looking after his own flesh and blood, I suppose they mean
what they say. All the same, I wish I'd had a doctor with me the night
I picked up Mabel Bellamy; for if his nerves had stood that and he
hadn't given himself quinine and iron for the next two months, why, I'd
have paid his fee myself.
You see, it was a rum job from the very beginning of it. I was working
for Hook-Nosed Moss at the time, and, being Lent, and half the
theatrical ladies of position doing penance down at Monte Carlo, we
weren't exactly knocking a hole in the Bank of England--nor, for that
matter, even earning our fares to Jerusalem. Moss came down to the
garage in the West End gloomier and gloomier every day; and one morning
when I saw that he'd pawned his diamond shirt-stud (the same that we
called "The Bleriot"), why then, says I, Lal Britten, keep off the
Stock Exchange and don't put your last thirty bob in Consols, wherever
else you place it.
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