The Master of Man: The Story of a SinCaine, Hall, Sir
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The Master of Man: The Story of a Sin
Caine, Hall, Sir
Infanticide -- Fiction; Isle of Man -- Fiction; Legal stories; Redemption -- Fiction
Next day these two were brought up in the Magistrate's Court, which
was presided over by his Worship the Colonel of the "Nunnery," a
worthy and dignified man, to whom the turn of recent events was
shocking. The old Court-house was crowded with the excited
townspeople, and as many of the Clubmen were present as dare show
their bandaged heads out of their bedrooms.
When the case was called, and the two defendants entered the dock,
they made a grotesque and rather pitiful contrast--Gell in his tall,
slim, fair-haired gentlemanliness, and Fanny in her warm fat
comeliness, decked out in some gaudy finery which she had sent home
for, having been carried off in the night with streaming locks and
naked bosom.
In the place of the Attorney-General, the prosecutor was a
full-bodied, elderly advocate named Hudgeon, who had been the subject
of one of the most withering of the lampoons. He opened with bitter
severity, spoke of the case as the worst of the kind the island had
known; referred to the "most unholy hour of the morning" which had
lately been selected for scenes of unseemly riot; said his "righteous
indignation" was roused at such disgraceful doings, and finally hoped
the Court would, for the credit of lawyers "hereafter" make an
example, "without respect of persons," of the representative of a
group of young roysterers, who were a disgrace to the law, and had
nothing better to do (so rumour and report were saying) than to
traduce the good names of their elders and betters.
When he had examined the constables and closed his case it looked as
if Gell were in danger of Castle Rushen, and the consequent wrecking
of his career at the Bar, and that nothing was before Fanny but
banishment from the island, with such solace as the bribe of her
employers might bring her.
But then, to a rustle of whispering, Stowell, who was in wig and gown
for the first time, got up for the defence. It had been expected
that he would do so, and many old advocates who had heard much of
him, had left their offices, and filled the advocates' box, to see
for themselves what mettle he was made of.
They had not long to wait. In five minutes he had made such play
with his "learned friend's" "unholy hour of the morning," "his
righteous indignation" and his "hereafter" for lawyers (not without
reference to a traditional personage with horns and a fork) that the
merriment of the people in Court rose from a titter to a roar, which
the ushers were powerless to suppress. Again and again the writhing
prosecutor, with flaming face and foaming and spluttering mouth,
appealed in vain to the Bench, until at length, getting no
protection, and being lashed by a wit more cutting than a whip, he
gathered up his papers and, leaving the case to his clerk, fled from
the Court like an infuriated bat, saying he would never again set
foot in it.
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