Carroll, Lewis, 1832-1898 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Fantasy fiction
“Thanks!” remarked the Prince. “Now can we go to my own suite of rooms,
or have they been altered during my long absence?”
“They are just as Your Highness left them,” answered the footman,
leading the way to another part of the Palace, and the Prince with the
Princess leaning on his arm followed, after they had both, shaken hands
heartily with Boy and wished him good-night.
CHAPTER XII.--THE CONCLUSION OF THE WHOLE MATTER.
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F course the news of the Crown Prince’s return was soon known throughout
the kingdom, and all the Kings and Queens being thoroughly tired of
the complications which had arisen through there being so many of them
elected, were quite delighted to hear of it.
“For what is the use,” Boy heard one of them say, “of reigning if you
have no subjects to rule over but a lot of stuck-up Kings and Queens who
think too much of themselves to treat other people with proper respect?
I’m heartily sick of it.”
“Yes,” was the rejoinder, “and so am I. Why, ever since my wife has been
a Queen she has been as disagreeable as she can possibly be, and insists
upon ‘standing on her diginity,’ as she describes it, at home. I mustn’t
call her ‘my dear’ if you please, it’s too familiar--‘Your Majesty’
this, and ‘Your Majesty’ that, is what she likes, till I’m tired of
hearing it. I shall be right glad when she is plain Jane Eliza Scroggs
again, that I shall.”
Quite early on the morning after the Crown Prince’s return Cæsar
Augustus Maximilian Claudius Smith (once more called Thomas for short)
was sent to Drinkon College to bring the Royal Nurse and the little King
home again, and while he was gone the Prince and Princess drove out in
a beautiful carriage and pair and were received with most enthusiastic
cheers and applause by the populace; and in the afternoon the little
King returned accompanied by Mrs. Martha Matilda Nimpky.
Boy was quite surprised to see that her corkscrcw curls were now a
bright golden colour, whereas they had been quite black before.
One-and-Nine did not come back with them, but the Royal Nurse had a
letter from him addressed to Boy, which he took up to his room and read.
“Expensive Sir,” it began.
“I wonder whatever he means?” thought boy. “Oh! I see, ‘expensive’ is
his way of writing ‘dear.’”
“Expensive Sir,
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