Mr. Quorrall at any rate seemed tacitly to agree with Brindley. The
august name of Wilkins’s was in its essence so exclusive that vast
numbers of fairly canny provincials had never heard of it. Ask ten
well-informed provincials which is the first hotel in London, and nine
of them would certainly reply, the Grand Babylon. Not that even wealthy
provincials from the industrial districts are in the habit of staying at
the Grand Babylon! No! Edward Henry, for example, had never stayed at
the Grand Babylon, no more than he had ever bought a first-class ticket
on a railroad. The idea of doing so had scarcely occurred to him.
There are certain ways of extravagant smartness which are not considered
to be good form among solid wealthy provincials. Why travel first-class
(they argue), when second is just as good and no one can tell the
difference once you get out of the train? Why ape the tricks of another
stratum of society? They like to read about the dinner-parties and
supper-parties at the Grand Babylon; but they are not emulous, and they
do not imitate. At their most adventurous they would lunch or dine in
the neutral region of the grill-room at the Grand Babylon. As for
Wilkins’s, in Devonshire Square, which is infinitely better known among
princes than in the Five Towns, and whose name is affectionately
pronounced with a "V" by half the monarchs of Europe, few industrial
provincials had ever seen it. The class which is the back-bone of
England left it serenely alone to royalty and the aristocratic parasites
of royalty.
"I don’t see why they shouldn’t have him," said Edward Henry, as he
lifted a challenging nose in the air.
"Perhaps you don’t, Alderman!" said Brindley.
"_I_ wouldn’t mind going to Wilkins’s," Edward Henry persisted.
"I’d like to see you," said Brindley, with curt scorn.
"Well," said Edward Henry, "I’ll bet you a fiver I do." Had he not won
eighteen pence half-penny? And was he not securely at peace with his
wife?
"I don’t bet fivers," said the cautious Brindley. "But I’ll bet you half
a crown."
"Done!" said Edward Henry.
"When will you go?"
"Either to-day or to-morrow. I must go to the Majestic first, because
I’ve ordered a room and so on."
"Ha!" hurled Brindley, as if to insinuate that Edward Henry was seeking
to escape from the consequences of his boast.
And yet he ought to have known Edward Henry. He did know Edward Henry.
And he hoped to lose his half-crown. On his face and on the faces of
the other two was the cheerful admission that tales of the doings of
Alderman Machin, the great local card, at Wilkins’s--if he succeeded in
getting in--would be cheap at half a crown.
Porters cried out "Euston!"
II.
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