The chamberlain, with an ineffable gesture, wafted the taxicab away into
some limbo appointed for waiting vehicles.
A page opened a pair of doors, and another page opened another pair of
doors, each with eighteen-century ceremonies of deference, and Edward
Henry stood at length in the hall of Wilkins’s. The sanctuary, then, was
successfully defiled, and up to the present nobody had demanded his
credentials! He took breath.
In its physical aspects Wilkins’s appeared to him to resemble other
hotels--such as the Majestic. And so far he was not mistaken. Once
Wilkins’s had not resembled other hotels. For many years it had
deliberately refused to recognise that even the Nineteenth Century had
dawned, and its magnificent antique discomfort had been one of its main
attractions to the elect. For the elect desired nothing but their own
privileged society in order to be happy in a hotel. A hip bath on a
blanket in the middle of the bedroom floor richly sufficed them,
provided they could be guaranteed against the calamity of meeting the
unelect in the corridors or at _table d’hôte_. But the rising waters of
democracy--the intermixture of classes--had reacted adversely on
Wilkins’s. The fall of the Emperor Maximilian of Mexico had given
Wilkins’s sad food for thought long, long ago, and the obvious general
weakening of the monarchical principle had most considerably shaken it.
Came the day when Wilkins’s reluctantly decided that even it could not
fight against the tendency of the whole world, and then, at one superb
stroke, it had rebuilt and brought itself utterly up-to-date.
Thus it resembled other hotels. (Save possibly in the reticence of its
advertisements! The Majestic would advertise bathrooms as a miracle of
modernity, just as though common dwelling-houses had not possessed
bathrooms for the past thirty years. Wilkins’s had superlative
bathrooms, but it said nothing about them. Wilkins’s would as soon have
advertised two hundred bathrooms as two hundred bolsters; and for the
new Wilkins’s a bathroom was not more modern than a bolster.) Also,
other hotels resembled Wilkins’s. The Majestic, too, had a chamberlain
at its portico, and an assortment of pages to prove to its clients that
they were incapable of performing the simplest act for themselves.
Nevertheless, the difference between Wilkins’s and the Majestic was
enormous; and yet so subtle was it that Edward Henry could not
immediately detect where it resided. Then he understood. The
difference between Wilkins’s and the Majestic resided in the theory
which underlay its manner. And the theory was that every person
entering its walls was of royal blood until he had admitted the
contrary.
Within the hotel it was already night.
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