Actors -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Theater -- Fiction
The young lady on whose behalf Mr. Cardomay had committed himself to the
deep had already disappeared. A kindly wave had washed her to within
easy grasp of an iron cross-tie, where, gripping tenaciously, she moved
in rhythmic sympathy to the motions of the channel tide. But the case of
Eliphalet was none so good. Neither was Rome built, nor are divers made,
in a day. Eliphalet had landed (to use a contradiction in terms)
full-length and flat upon the waters, and as a result suffered the loss
of every vestige of wind his lungs contained. Wherefore the process of
drowning was but a matter of moments. Already he had made one of his
allotted three excursions among the laminaria of the ocean bed, and the
second was in active course of preparation.
“Oh, Guv’nor!” wailed Mr. Manning. “You can’t swim, and neither can I.”
And then the unexpected came to pass. Mr. Aloysius Cartwright—one-time
coward and craven—of a sudden became a hero and a man. Disregarding the
sensibilities of the feminine element in the crowd, he peeled off his
coat and vest, kicked his beautiful brogue shoes right and left
(incidentally breaking one of the photographer’s windows), and performed
a dive so faultless in its athletic perfection as to excite a cry of
rapture and amazement from all present.
He “took off” at the precise moment Eliphalet came to the surface for
the second time, and it was only by a miracle he failed to torpedo that
unhappy man or alight head-first in the prow of the boat which had
unexpectedly shot out from beneath the pier.
It is certain and beyond dispute that had he delayed another second he
would have broken his own neck, sunk the boat and driven Eliphalet
finally to the bottom. But the tragedy was averted, and he cleft the
waves with scarce a bubble to mark his entry. Reappearing with a strong
side-stroke some twenty feet away, he made for the boat, where his
assistance was instrumental in considerably delaying the work of rescue.
It was a sorry-looking and draggle-tailed trio who eventually came to
port at the little iron stairway by the pier-head. Between them
Cartwright and Mr. Manning conveyed Eliphalet Cardomay to a couch in his
dressing-room. The young lady who caused these sensational happenings
was carried off by one of the peroxide sisterhood, and departs from our
field of vision in a semi-hysterical condition.
It was Mr. Manning who took entire charge of the work of bringing “the
Guv’nor” round, and did it with that thoroughness which distinguished
all his undertakings.
Eventually Eliphalet opened his eyes and let them drift round the room
until they came to rest on Aloysius Cartwright, who was forming an
island in an ocean that dripped from his clothes. Eliphalet regarded him
with a puzzled expression which suddenly cleared and was supplanted by a
rare and almost beautiful smile.
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