gingerbread education, no more treatment as dolls and nincompoops, no
more discrimination between one sex and the other as to knowledge of
this world's wickedness, no more curtailment of personal liberty on the
score of that bugaboo, propriety--all these, if you like, ladies; but
we men, we fathers and philosophers, ask that you retain, for our
sakes, beauty of face and form, beauty of raiment, low, modulated
voices, and a graceful carriage, faith, hope, and charity, even though
you continue to reveal these last-named as at present with sweet,
illogical inconsequence. More than this, we cannot do without the
tender devotion, the unselfish forethought, the aspiring faith, which,
even though we seem to mock and to be blind, saves us from the world
and from ourselves. If you are to become merely men in petticoats,
what will become of us? We shall go down, down, down, like the leaden
plummet cast into the depths of the sea. We shall be snuffed out and
extinguished in sober truth. Hence, certain that the work of
emancipation is to continue, my philosophical glance follows fondly and
almost proudly the course of my second daughter, who is making a fool
of herself at the moment by practising Christian Science, because she
has beauty and grace and a knowledge of the value of colors, purity and
tenderness and aspiring faith, as her mother had before her, while at
the same time she has forsaken the beaten path of convention and turned
her brow to the morning. All of which, Josephine informs me, is
charming reasoning, provided Winona does not fall in love with
somebody. I do not understand the precise logic of this criticism;
but, on the other hand, Josephine is very apt to know what she is
talking about.
VIII
I came home one afternoon with a puckered brow.
"Has the Supreme Court decided another case against you?" asked
Josephine, with solicitude.
I shook my head, and answered wearily: "Worse than that."
My wife regarded me in anxious silence, while manifestly she was
cudgelling her brains to divine what could have happened. As she told
me afterward, she imagined, from my doleful air, that I must at least
have a seed in my little sac.
"They have asked me to run for Congress in this district," I finally
vouchsafed to state.
Josephine dropped her fancy-work and sat upright with an air of
satisfaction which was wholly out of keeping with my own dejected mien.
"Really, Fred! Who has asked you? The Governor?"
"The Governor does not usually go round on his bended knees asking
candidates to run for Congress," I answered, with mild sarcasm.
"Well, the Mayor then?"
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