One afternoon I was loitering very dismal, and quite alone as I
thought, near the foot of Dunberry Gap, when a snowball took me full
on the back of the head and knocked my cap off. I was stooping to pick
it up, when another came splosh in my face, blinding, and half
suffocating me. I staggered to my feet, gasping, only to find myself
the butt of a couple of snow forts, between whose fires I had
unconsciously strayed. A row of little heads was sprung up on either
side, and I was being well pounded before I could collect my wits.
I must premise that at this time my empire was much fallen from its
former greatness. Never having confirmed it by a second achievement,
it had gradually lost the best of its credit, and, though I was still
respected by the unit, there was a psychologic point in the
association of units beyond which my reputation was coming to be held
cheap. I was learning, in fact, the universal truth that to rest on
one’s laurels is to resume them, in case of emergency, in a lamentably
squashed condition.
Now, with half the breath knocked out of my body and my arm protecting
my face, I tried to struggle out of the line of fire, only to find the
opposing forces basely combining to pelt me into helplessness. I made
some show of retaliating; but what was one against twenty? In the
midst, I looked up the Gap, my one way of retreat, and there, standing
halfway down, watching the fray, was Harry Harrier. I was smarting all
over, with rills of melted snow running down my neck, and still the
bombardment took me without mercy.
“Harry!” I cried. “Come and help me!”
The appeal did at a stroke what months of propitiation would have
missed. It put him right with himself once more. Like a young deer he
came leaping down, stooping and gathering ammunition as he approached.
The shower ceased on the instant; the craven enemy retreated pell-mell
to its double lines of shelter.
“Are you ready, sir?” said Harry, excitedly. “Git your wind and coom
on. We’ll drive en out of one o’ them places, and take cover there
ourselves.”
He was eagerly gathering and piling the snow as he spoke. In a minute
I was myself again, and burning for reprisals. Each of us well armed,
we charged upon the left-hand position, which seemed the more
accessible of the two, and carried it by storm against a faint show of
resistance. The garrison shot out and fled, encountering a volley from
the opposing force, while we peppered it in the rear. Our victory was
complete. As we sank back, breathed but glowing, I looked Harry
silently in the face and held out my hand for the last time. He took
it in his own, hanging his silly head; but the nip he gave it felt
like a winch’s.
“That’s all right, then,” said I. “It’s pax between us, ain’t it, you
old fool?”
He nodded. A long silence fell between us, and I began to whistle.
Suddenly he looked up shyly, but his eyes were quick with curiosity.
“I say,” he said, “what’s a parryshoot?”
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