"Oh, at home, eh?" said the Cannibal Chief. "Well, that's quite another
matter. Lots of things are waiting at home. No doubt a taxicab is
waiting for your father outside his palace. And I dare say there's a
woodpile in your backyard waiting for you to do some chopping. And
your mother, no doubt, is waiting for you to come back. And the hired
girl is probably waiting on the table. But here, nothing waits. So
you and your friend, the Gingerbread Man, kindly back up against that
real estate sign and let the fire grill you a little. We don't care for
_cold_ meals."
Well, you can easily imagine in what frame of mind the Prince was when
he heard that. Here was a fine ending to his adventure. When he had
asked for a desert island he had expected to have an exciting time of
it but not this sort.
"My, oh my!" he groaned. "I wish I had stayed at home and played with
my regular play-things and not asked for a desert island. This is what
comes of wanting something that isn't meant for boys."
"Yes," said the Gingerbread Man, "and this is what comes of landing on
something that isn't meant for gingerbread men. I wish now I had stayed
on that Christmas tree."
"Well," said Frip, as the cannibals pushed him back to back with the
Gingerbread Man, "I'm sorry we quarreled over those building lots."
"Don't mention it," said the Gingerbread Man, "and _I'm_ sorry you are
going to be eaten ahead of me."
Then they shook hands solemnly, and the Gingerbread Man's hand was
so soft and sticky that one of the fingers came off in Frip's clasp.
And just for a moment Frip thought of eating it, for he had had no
breakfast that morning, and then shocked that he should think of such a
thing, he tossed it away.
The next instant one of the cannibals picked it up. "Yum, yum," he
exclaimed as he took a bite. Then he passed the morsel on to another
of the band, and before the finger had gone half around, the whole
group of cannibals were simply wild over the delicious flavor of the
Gingerbread Man.
"Ow! Yow!" they shrieked. "Gibblety! Goody!"
Then with another shriek they all rushed at the poor Gingerbread Man
and tearing him away from the horror stricken Prince, commenced to
gobble him up as fast as they could. And because there was so little of
him and so many of them, each one of the cannibals fell to fighting
the other in order to get his share of the tempting meal. And long
after the last crumb of the Gingerbread Man had disappeared, they were
still fighting furiously, until, as cannibals when they start to fight
never know how to stop, they killed each other, and Frip was the only
person left alive on the beach of the desert island.
And when that happened you may be sure it did not take him long to wade
out to his boat and set sail for home, for he had had quite enough of
_that_ place.
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