Hungary -- History -- Joseph II, 1780-1790 -- Fiction
On the day of his return, two well-known citizens appeared at his door
with a smart coach and four beautiful horses. One of them was Mr. Peter
Paprika; in former times he had himself fulfilled a term of office as
magistrate six years, so he understood the situation. The two had come
to wish Mr. Ráby good day, Peter Paprika adding that, as his worship
must have so many journeys to make in so many different directions, he
was sure he could not exist without a carriage and horses. For Ráby,
moreover, the price of the whole equipage, including horses, would only
be forty gulden! Nor need he be surprised at this abnormally cheap
price, for they were not stolen. The four horses were from the stud of
the State, the carriage was the best the local builder could turn out.
Mathias Ráby thanked them for the offer, but refused to buy the
equipage, even at this price.
However, they still pressed their bid, adding that fodder for the horses
would be provided gratis, whereupon Ráby told them point blank that
their bribes would not in the least avail to turn him from his purpose.
Mr. Paprika returned dejectedly to the town council where his colleagues
waited to learn the result of his mission.
"I'm afraid," he announced to his fellow-councillors, "it won't avail us
to dip in the little chest for this. We have a difficult customer to
deal with. We must dive into the big one."
They talked the matter over, and determined that if necessary, they
would sacrifice half the common wealth, and for this, bleed the treasure
itself, to such an end. And Peter Paprika was entrusted to find out a
new opportunity for proffering the bribe.
So the next day they sought out Ráby, and put the whole thing before
him. They hinted broadly enough that you did not muzzle the ox that
trod out the corn, and that he who cut up a goose was justified in
keeping the best bit for himself, and other like arguments, and finally
laid on his table the sum of three thousand ducats.
Even to-day three thousand ducats are not a sum to be despised: in those
days, indeed, they represented a respectable fortune. But Ráby nearly
drubbed the envoy who brought them out of the room. He was righteously
indignant, and angrily showed the messenger the door.
"I never saw a man so angry," growled Peter Paprika, "I've heard men
often enough refuse money in so many words, but they contrived to pocket
the ducats discreetly, directly they have the chance." So they thought
it might happen this time. A week elapsed, and people already began to
smile knowingly at Ráby when they met him in the street, saying to
themselves, "He only wants a little bigger net, but he'll be caught in
the end."
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