British -- France -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Riviera (France) -- Fiction; Spouses -- Fiction
If Madame Bontemps, the proprietress, a tall and handsome woman, were
ruffled in spirit by domestic contrarieties, inefficient service,
exacting inmates, and the general tendency of things to be broken,
lost, spoilt, and worn out, he could always soothe her exasperated
feelings, and soften the asperities of her speech. He stood between
her wrath and guilty servants; he defended her from the attacks of
infuriated guests. He even teased that majestic woman, and openly
made fun of her smaller vices, thereby drawing a soft suggestion of
smiles about her iron mouth. Madame Bontemps never laughed, probably
because she never had time. But she had a husband, who sadly needed
discipline. When she had a few moments' leisure, which was seldom,
she sat in a small office, and received complaints and orders, gave
advice, made up accounts, drew cheques and knit stockings. Indeed,
she never ceased to knit stockings, unless her busy brown fingers
were otherwise employed. It was supposed that she knit stockings in
bed, if she ever went to bed, which was generally doubted. She had
been heard at dawn in the garden giving orders in a tongue that none
but the labourers could understand, except perhaps her husband, for
it was that in which she usually quarrelled with him. She was
sometimes found patrolling the corridors and stairs at night, after
lights were out and the hotel was ostensibly plunged in repose.
If anything--illness, fire, or burglars--happened during the night,
Madame always appeared fully dressed with unruffled hair. At any
hour of the day she might be seen in gardens, vineyards, and lemon
orchards, directing labourers, or in the kitchen, making the chef's
hair bristle with terror, or in the topmost corridors discovering the
sins of trembling _femmes de chambre_, or in the poultry yard,
cow-stall, or dairy; and wherever Madame Bontemps found things done
as they should not be done, she was capable, not only of commenting
in vigorous terms upon the subject, but also of practically showing
how they should be done.
People going to her office and finding it empty had only to press an
electric button, and she appeared as if attached to a secret spring.
No one knew what Madame Bontemps did not do.
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