English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“Well, I saw the finish of the race as clearly as anything; and one horse
won easily, almost in a canter, and everybody cried out ‘Bread and Butter
wins! Good old Bread and Butter.’ I heard the name distinctly, and I’ve
had the same dream two nights running.”
“Bread and Butter,” said Mrs. de Claux, “now, whatever horse can that
point to? Why—of course; Nursery Tea!”
She looked round with the triumphant smile of a successful unraveller of
mystery.
“How about Le Five O’Clock?” interposed Sir Lulworth.
“It would fit either of them equally well,” said Odo; “can you remember
any details about the jockey’s colours? That might help us.”
“I seem to remember a glimpse of lemon sleeves or cap, but I can’t be
sure,” said Lola, after due reflection.
“There isn’t a lemon jacket or cap in the race,” said Bertie, referring
to a list of starters and jockeys; “can’t you remember anything about the
appearance of the horse? If it were a thick-set animal, this bread and
butter would typify Nursery Tea; and if it were thin, of course, it would
mean Le Five O’Clock.”
“That seems sound enough,” said Mrs. de Claux; “do think, Lola dear,
whether the horse in your dream was thin or stoutly built.”
“I can’t remember that it was one or the other,” said Lola; “one wouldn’t
notice such a detail in the excitement of a finish.”
“But this was a symbolic animal,” said Sir Lulworth; “if it were to
typify thick or thin bread and butter surely it ought to have been either
as bulky and tubby as a shire cart-horse; or as thin as a heraldic
leopard.”
“I’m afraid you are rather a careless dreamer,” said Bertie resentfully.
“Of course, at the moment of dreaming I thought I was witnessing a real
race, not the portent of one,” said Lola; “otherwise I should have
particularly noticed all helpful details.”
“The Derby isn’t run till to-morrow,” said Mrs. de Claux; “do you think
you are likely to have the same dream again to-night? If so; you can fix
your attention on the important detail of the animal’s appearance.”
“I’m afraid I shan’t sleep at all to-night,” said Lola pathetically;
“every fifth night I suffer from insomnia, and it’s due to-night.”
“It’s most provoking,” said Bertie; “of course, we can back both horses,
but it would be much more satisfactory to have all our money on the
winner. Can’t you take a sleeping-draught, or something?”
“Oakleaves, soaked in warm water and put under the bed, are recommended
by some,” said Mrs. de Claux.
“A glass of Benedictine, with a drop of eau-de-Cologne—” said Sir
Lulworth.
“I have tried every known remedy,” said Lola, with dignity; “I’ve been a
martyr to insomnia for years.”
“But now we are being martyrs to it,” said Odo sulkily; “I particularly
want to land a big coup over this race.”
“I don’t have insomnia for my own amusement,” snapped Lola.
“Let us hope for the best,” said Mrs. de Claux soothingly; “to-night may
prove an exception to the fifth-night rule.”
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