Chimney sweeps -- Juvenile fiction; Fairy tales -- England
But where she went to nobody must know, for fear young ladies should
begin to fancy that there are water-babies there! and so hunt and howk
after them (besides raising the price of lodgings), and keep them in
aquariums, as the ladies at Pompeii (as you may see by the paintings)
used to keep Cupids in cages. But nobody ever heard that they starved
the Cupids, or let them die of dirt and neglect, as English young ladies
do by the poor sea-beasts. So nobody must know where My Lady went.
Letting water-babies die is as bad as taking singing birds’ eggs; for,
though there are thousands, ay, millions, of both of them in the world,
yet there is not one too many.
Now it befell that, on the very shore, and over the very rocks, where Tom
was sitting with his friend the lobster, there walked one day the little
white lady, Ellie herself, and with her a very wise man indeed—Professor
Ptthmllnsprts.
His mother was a Dutchwoman, and therefore he was born at Curaçao (of
course you have learnt your geography, and therefore know why); and his
father a Pole, and therefore he was brought up at Petropaulowski (of
course you have learnt your modern politics, and therefore know why): but
for all that he was as thorough an Englishman as ever coveted his
neighbour’s goods. And his name, as I said, was Professor Ptthmllnsprts,
which is a very ancient and noble Polish name.
He was, as I said, a very great naturalist, and chief professor of
_Necrobioneopalæonthydrochthonanthropopithekology_ in the new university
which the king of the Cannibal Islands had founded; and, being a member
of the Acclimatisation Society, he had come here to collect all the nasty
things which he could find on the coast of England, and turn them loose
round the Cannibal Islands, because they had not nasty things enough
there to eat what they left.
[Picture: The Professor]
But he was a very worthy kind good-natured little old gentleman; and very
fond of children (for he was not the least a cannibal himself); and very
good to all the world as long as it was good to him. Only one fault he
had, which cock-robins have likewise, as you may see if you look out of
the nursery window—that, when any one else found a curious worm, he would
hop round them, and peck them, and set up his tail, and bristle up his
feathers, just as a cock-robin would; and declare that he found the worm
first; and that it was his worm; and, if not, that then it was not a worm
at all.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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