American literature -- Humor; American wit and humor
"Certainly, sir," he said. "This sort of a message always goes rush.
Wish you luck, sir."
The operator has not yet completely gathered the reason for the
reproving stare Jimmy gave him. In part it has been explained to him.
But, as Jimmy has said since, the man deserved censure for drawing an
erroneous conclusion from another's mistake.
It was then noon, so Jimmy and Mary, at Mary's suggestion, got an
appetite by making another tour of the shops. In the meantime a
snail-paced messenger boy was climbing the Putnam steps with the
telegram in his hand.
III
Lucy took the telegram from the boy and told him to wait until she saw
if there should be an answer. She tore off the envelope, unfolded the
yellow slip of paper, read the message, gasped, blushed and turned and
left the patient boy on the steps.
Into the house she rushed, calling to her mother. She thrust the
telegram into her hands, exclaiming:
"Read that! Isn't it what we might have expected?"
"Mercy! What is it? Who's dead?"
"Nobody! It's better than that," was Lucy's astonishing reply.
Mrs. Putnam read the telegram, and then beamingly drew her daughter to
her and kissed her. The two then wrote a message, after much counting of
words, to be sent to Jimmy. It read:
"Of course. Mama will come with me. Telephone to papa."
When this reached Jimmy he was nonplused. He rubbed his forehead,
studied the message, reread it, and then handed it to Mary with the
suggestion:
"Maybe you can make it out. I can't."
Mary knitted her brows and studied the message in turn. At length she
handed it back.
"It is simple," she decided. "She is a nice, sweet girl, and she wants
me to meet her mama and papa. Or maybe she wants us to be chaperoned."
So Jimmy and Mary waited in the hotel parlor until Lucy should arrive.
Reminded by Mary, Jimmy went to the 'phone and told Mr. Putnam that Lucy
was coming to lunch with him.
"Well, that's all right, isn't it, Jimmy?" Mr. Putnam asked.
"Yes. But she told me to telephone you."
"Why?"
"I don't know. But won't you join us?"
"Is that other matter arranged, Jimmy?"
"N-no. Not yet."
"I told you I didn't want to see you until it was. As soon as you wake
up, let me know. Good-by."
Jimmy, red, returned to the parlor, and there was confronted by a vision
of white, with shining eyes and pink cheeks, who rushed up to him and
kissed him and called him a dear old thing and said he was the
cleverest, most unconventional man that ever was.
Limp, astounded, but delighted, James Trottingham Minton drew back a
pace from Lucy Putnam, who, in her dainty white dress and her white hat
and filmy white veil, was a delectable sight.
"I want you to meet Cousin Mary," he said.
"Is she to attend?"
"Of course," he answered.
They walked toward the end of the long parlor where Mary was sitting,
but half way down the room they were stopped by Mrs. Putnam. She put
both hands on Jimmy's shoulders, gave him a motherly kiss on one cheek,
and sighed:
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