Cattle stealing -- Juvenile fiction; Cowboys -- Juvenile fiction; Ranch life -- Juvenile fiction; Western stories
“Well, now, Jim, you gotta to use restraint in yore manner of
dress.” Gus declared. “The correctly appointed gentleman don’t
never wear loud clothes. As George Beaumont Fletcher says, when you
come outer a drawing-room--that’s a high-hat name fer picture
gallery--no one ought to be able to tell what you had on. That don’t
mean you should go in a bathin’ suit. It means you should be able to
march in front of a herd of yearlings without stampedin’ ’em. Now
let me see that pin, Jim. Put her in the tie. Now--jest stand over a
bit more--by the window. There! Um--no, I’m afraid not, Jim. She
don’t match. She _clashes_! Yore dress should be like a symfunny
ochestry, Jim. Everything’s gotta match. Now if you was to put that
pin in a _red_ tie, instead of a _green_ one, she might do O. K.
Yep--a _red_ tie is what you need! Then come back an’ let me see how
she looks.”
There were few who dared dispute Gus’s taste in the matter of
clothes, but among these insurgents was Pop Burns. He flatly refused
to listen to Gus.
“I ain’t no dude,” Pop proclaimed forcibly. “If I can’t put on
decent clothes to go to a jamboree without a New Mexican buckeroo
tellin’ me, I’ll dry up an’ blow away. I suppose if Gus didn’t have
a busted arm, he’d be puttin’ on spats an’ carryin’ a cane. Huh! I
goes like a man, not like a bloomin’ fashion dummy!”
But for all Pop’s protests, the preparations went forward with
gusto. Strange to relate, the general store at Eagles was completely
stripped of green ties. To Teddy, this was a mystery until he
happened to hear Norine humming “The Wearing of the Green.” Then
Teddy nodded his head sagely and grinned.
The first thing Nell and Ethel had thought of after it had been
decided to have the dance was, naturally, their “party dresses.”
Each girl had brought one evening gown with her, but these were
fifteen miles away at the 8 X 8. Belle it was who solved the
problem.
“If Teddy or Roy were to ride over for them, they would probably
crush the dresses flat before they got here,” Belle declared. “But I
know what we _can_ do--we can telephone Bug Eye to bring them over
in the flivver. Then they’d get here in plenty of time.”
The two guests fell in with this idea enthusiastically, and asked
their uncle by phone to have his man drive over with the dresses.
Mr. Ball readily agreed, declaring Bug Eye would have them there by
evening unless he got caught in a cyclone.
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